Thirty-one and a half hours (ET) until my birthday! Ask me anything.

[UrbScotty]

:party:

[skygazer]

1. Where do babies come from?

Well, you said anything.....

[UrbScotty]

2. They come from box turtles. (nt)

[Dan-W]

3. I'm going to keep on asking this question

every time there's an "Ask me anything" thread... until I get an answer. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? (dammit)

[UrbScotty]

5. Same reason grass is more green than green tea.

But who cares about reasoning when you have countries to bomb on false premises?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. Why do you so disparage the box turtle population?

And do they choose to be box turtles?

[UrbScotty]

6. Box turtles threaten America.

Just like Saddam Hussein did.

[MsAnthropy]

7. To what do you attribute your longevity?

(Please say you smoke, drink, never exercise and eat anything you want.)

[RollergirlVT]

8. like me?

[MsAnthropy]

9. SEE?! And YOU'RE still alive!!

[UrbScotty]

11. The last one's kind of true, actually.

But I do exercise, and I don't smoke or drink.

[Crankie Avalon]

10. Why do box turtles...

...hate us?

[UrbScotty]

12. For our freedoms. (nt)

[Crankie Avalon]

13. I KNEW IT!!!

Time fer some more pre-emption!!!