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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 07:21 PM
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I'm hungry. Somebody peel me a grape.
Diana Krall
Peel Me A Grape

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
You've got to wine and dine me

Don't try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me grape

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "do it," jump to it

Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 07:25 PM
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1. i will peel you a grape
if you hot glue this mango to Billy Joel's scrotum ? key of d from the 5 down,fast shuffle and watch me for the stop times.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-18-04 07:29 PM
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2. I don't like grapes that much
Besides, Billy is on his honeymoon.
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