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Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl. Goldfish: Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same old fish flakes... Oh Boy!! Fish Flakes!! Dog: "MAN, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already know whose it is!" Cat: Suck out one baby's breath and you're a pariah.... Goldfish: The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master! Parrot: Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy bastards ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!! Dog: Human legs that just tease. Dingoes: When you snatch a boney, crunchy baby instead of a plump, juicy one. Cat: Why are these people in my house? Dog: What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?! Goldfish: "Oh, 'tap-tap-tap!' There's a new one!"
Know any others?
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