Pets' Pet Peeves

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Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.
Goldfish: Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same old fish flakes... Oh Boy!! Fish Flakes!!
Dog: "MAN, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already know whose it is!"
Cat: Suck out one baby's breath and you're a pariah....
Goldfish: The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!
Parrot: Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy bastards ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!!
Dog: Human legs that just tease.
Dingoes: When you snatch a boney, crunchy baby instead of a plump, juicy one.
Cat: Why are these people in my house?
Dog: What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?!
Goldfish: "Oh, 'tap-tap-tap!' There's a new one!"

Know any others?

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1. Only I

could start a pet-related thread that dies at birth. Shows me not to use eight year old material :)

[ldf]

2. but they are

so funny!

:7