Mommy! The Clown Frightens Me! -- Make It Go Away!

[arwalden]

http://www.933flz.com/audio/jacko.mp3
http://www.mjmorningshow.com/mjackson.swf

[Boudicea]

1. Sweet fancy Moses!

as Jerry says.

[thom1102]

2. Look at how much make up he has on..

I mean just the eyeliner itself makes dragqueens go "Damn, that's a lot of makeup! Honey, you need to learn about subtlety!" What kind of makeup do you think he uses, embalmer grade? And how much relaxer do you think this guy goes through in a week? Come on, that is just not natural!

[arwalden]

4. Speaking Of Embalmer... I Think His Nose Tip Is Made Of Putty

[thom1102]

5. You know, in some of the earlier pictures of him...

like after his first nose job, he was a handsome guy... now he is just a circus sideshow freak!

[pansypoo53219]

6. i think

'he' got the eyeline tatooed on.
I have yet to decide if he want to look white, a woman, or a mime.

[Enraged_Ape]

8. I heard a theory that he wants to look like Disney's Peter Pan

I think there's something to this. Jacko has made no secret about his serious Peter Pan fetish. IIRC, his rift with Steven Spielberg was entirely due to his not being chosen to play Pan.

[Fridays Child]

3. Holy flat napping bunnies!

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

[WoodrowFan]

7. JEESUS H CHRIST

I think I soiled myself!!!!! Well, off to the underwear drawer for a fresh pair!!!!

[Booberdawg]

9. Jeezus Mary and Joseph!

Every little hair all over my body stood straight out when I saw that picture in the upper right hand corner of death warmed over in purple.

*shudder* I still have goose bumps!

The man is SICK. I mean seriously SICK. Besides being a pervert, I mean.

What's that nose thing?? Looks like his face is flling off now.

I hope he has friends. He is a suicide risk.