The Onion Reports: Cheney Vows To Attack US If Kerry Elected

[Arancaytar]

The Onion has done another work to boost my already high opinion of their articles ;)

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041

One of these days, the Onion is going to be more truthful than Fox. Oh wait... 'going to be'?

[necso]

1. This is without a doubt,

the funniest thing I have ever read in The Onion.

"Make no mistake: If Kerry becomes president, no one will be safe from me," Cheney told reporters. "Businesses, places of worship, schools, public parks: No place will offer you refuge. A vote for Kerry is a vote to die in your own bed at the hands of Dick Cheney."

[Ladyhawk]

2. Almost too true to be funny. eom