The next person who says "E-V-O-O-hee-hee" is getting slapped.

[eyesroll]

Stupid "30 Minute Meals" on in the background.

[Trajan]

1. E-V-O-O-hee-hee ......

Had to do it ....

[eyesroll]

3. You asked for it.

[Trajan]

12. Damn ....

NOW look at my head .....

It glows blood red from this vicious bludgeoning ....

Good that it only lasts a few milliseconds before clearing up ....

Only to get WHACKED again ....

Over and Over ....

Yer mean .....

FACT: EVOO is delightfully delicious and good for you too ...

I call it 'Eeevooooo' .... Just for pretty Rachel ...

[gospelized]

2. what i hate

is that she says "evoo" and then has to clarify and say extra virgin olive oil.

i thought the whole point of making acronyms is to shorten things. not so you can say the acronym and then the whole phrase anyways.

[eyesroll]

4. So far, she's said "evoo/that's extra virgin olive oil" twice in this

episode.

[Curtland256]

5. That's funny...

...cuz I'm watching it too. My fiancee and I make fun of her for saying it all the time!

[eyesroll]

7. Welcome to DU!

At last. Rachel's gone. Alton's on.

[Curtland256]

9. Thanks!

I've love this site like a fat kid loves cake. I've been floating around it for a couple years, I don't know why it took me so long to get to registering.

[RetroLounge]

6. extra virgin olive oyl???

I yam what I Yam...

RL

[eyesroll]

8. Olive Oyl's no virgin.

Otherwise why would my hands be suddenly...slick yet flavorful?


(OK, that was bad, even from me...)

[redqueen]

10. Fess up

You're using your better half's nick, aren't you hedges?

[eyesroll]

11. I'm far worse than he is.

Because I know I can do it with impunity. It's cute when I do it. It's just creepy when he does it.

[RetroLounge]

23. Don't underestimate Creepy.

It can be cute...

RL

[eyesroll]

30. There are two possible responses to this:

1. You want I should send you his phone number? You seem interetsed.

2. Fishing for compliments, are we, RetroLounge?

[vi5]

13. On the show where she went to her hometown...

...she drove past her school and confessed that she had been a cheerleader in high school (!!!!!!).

Least
Surprising
Confession
EVER

She sure is perky though, and ultimately she doesn't annoy me as much as she probably should.

[Curtland256]

14. She's from right around the corner from where I live.

In Saratoga. Plus, her freaky crooked smile is kinda hot.

[Turanga Leela]

15. OH God, I HATE when she says that...

It's just like nails on a friggin chalkboard.

Doesn't help that Mr. Leela thinks she's totally hot.

[Curtland256]

19. Well to be fair...

...she is hot. ...and she can cook. ...and she's famous. ...and, er, that's all I got.

[artboy]

20. Go

Rachel Ray..<<huh<<<Spelling ?



she is a Sha-Wing!!!!

schwing!!!!!!

[eyesroll]

22. She seems to have that effect on a lot of people.

I have heard more than a few people say they watch her with the mute button on.

[texas1928]

16. E-V-O-O-hee-hee

runs and hides

[eyesroll]

17. Oy. You too?

[texas1928]

21. How did you find me I was hiding.

E-V-O-O-hee-hee

[Libby2]

18. LOL

I knew what you meant from the subject line...that's bad.

[dolo amber]

24. Have you seen

the promo for her new show? It's her PLUS obnoxious *B-list celebrity cook wannabees!! I can hardly wait! I just can't get enough of Rachael!! (HeeHee!!) HURRY!!

*In fairness, it seems Morgan Freeman will be making an appearance. But Dennis "nobody-needs-to-see-my-ass" Franz and Raven "my-15 minutes was-up-20-years-ago" Simone?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

27. Raven can sing...and she's cute on her show...

...on the disney channel called That's So Raven. I think she's adorable.
And lot of little girls watch her and he's not a hootchie momma like Britney. So she's ok...I think she's cute.
Duckie

[eyesroll]

29. "Is it true you used to be a mailman? (hee hee)"

My response: "Is it true you used to be a male?"

My version's more interesting.

Edited to add the giggle. Not sure if that makes it better or worse.

[RetroLounge]

25. E-V-O-O-hee-hee

E-V-O-O-hee-hee
E-V-O-O-hee-hee
E-V-O-O-hee-hee
E-V-O-O-hee-hee
E-V-O-O-hee-hee

so there...

RL

[eyesroll]

28. No. I'm not gonna smack you.

You seem to want it a little too much.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

26. If the girl wouldn't say E-V-O-O...

and then say Extra Virgin Olive Oil, I wouldn't get so aggravated, but shit. She's just repeating herself. And if she says E-V-O-O, people know what she's talking about...
Duckie