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>How many members of the Bush administration does it take >to change a lightbulb? > >The answer is ten: > >1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed. > >2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the > lightbulb needs to be changed. > >3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb. > >4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are > either: "for changing the lightbulb or for darkness." > >5. One to give a billion-dollar no-bid contract to > Halliburton for installing the new lightbulb. > >6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a > janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner > "Lightbulb Change Accomplished." > >7. One administration insider to resign and write a > book documenting in detail how Bush was literally > "in the dark." > >8. One to viciously smear #7. > >9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on > how George Bush has had a strong lightbulb-changing > policy all along. > >10. And, finally, one to confuse Americans about the > difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing > the country.
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