Britney Spears: Beyond the Valley of White Trash

[Fenris]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004462020,00.html

She lost it as snappers waited for her and new hubby Kevin Federline outside a sandwich shop.

The pop babe, whose songs include Crazy, hurled the Coke at the nearest one, soaking his camera

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Later she popped to a tanning salon in nearby Santa Monica wearing a smutty T-shirt.

The top bore a picture of a busty woman with a halo who appeared to be pleasuring herself. Above were the words “Delicious sin.”

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004460907,00.jpg

The newlyweds’ latest drama came after it was revealed that dancer Kevin, 26, has been learning how to shoot to protect his new bride from stalkers.

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Classy folks.:D

[slappypan]

1. saw a picture of Twitney's husband the other day

He was wearing a trucker cap that said "Rock out with your cock out". Whatta couple.

[Fenris]

3. Get that man a mullet, a Camaro, and some REO Speedwagon!

:puke:

[sysoprock]

2. What's more disturbing than....

What's more disturbing than Brittney Spears walking into a gas station bathroom barefoot?
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NOTHING!

[ronnykmarshall]

4. Oh poor thing.

Don't worry Brit. Soon no one will give a flying rats ass about you and you won't have to worry about photogs.

[russian33]

5. Is she going for the 'Whitney Houston' award?

That's another one that peaked and then went down a hill so far, you couldn't see her anymore...

The only difference is Whitney could sing.

[Zuni]

7. LOL

She really went straight into the gutter, didn't she

[ronnykmarshall]

9. That's really a shame.

Whitney is one hellva singer.

[russian33]

18. she is, she should've dumped that loser of a husband long time ago

supposedly she's making a comeback now, we shall see

[commander bunnypants]

6. she should of already been a has been

DDQM

[Zuni]

8. I saw a picture in People

where she was wearing a shirt that said 'I am a Virgin', but under it there was more. It said something like 'this shirt is also out of date'

[Fenris]

14. That's an understatement!

[amber dog democrat]

10. our poptart is

just a tart. The sequins are falling off.

Any one want a poster from her movie Crossroads ? I happen to have a couple.

Did that girl ever have much in the way of talent ?

:nopity:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. Man, she's stacked. (Sorry folks - I'm objectifying)

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004460908,00.jpg

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Worked very hard for them ...

I'm sure she's paid them off by now.

[bif]

12. Talk about jumping the shark

Sheesh!

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Tick, tick, tick ...

Her fame clock is running down.

Last tour tanked.

Her last CD tanked.

Her core fans have grown up and realized she's nothing but a whore.

After a while her PR team is gonna dump her.

B'bye Britney. Hope you don't spend all your money.

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Message to Britney: You're on minute 14

Start wrapping it up.

[Skittles]

17. Britney is a skank

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