It's impossible for you to respond to this thread with a clever remark

[jpgray]

Go ahead and try, you'll only prove me right.

[LiberalVoice]

1. Ya momma

Oh snap...it's all over!!!

[jpgray]

5. The more esoteric 'ya' can't save this one

I'll give you an 'O' for effort.

[LiberalVoice]

6. Damn!

I'll see you in hell!!!

[DrWeird]

2. Thought! = action

Game. Set. Match.

[jpgray]

3. It would've been, but you spoiled it with a parting cliche

Next!

[BlueHandDuo]

4. Not impossible, just highly unlikely...

...there's a difference.

[jpgray]

8. Too many ellipses

Sorry, but them's the rules.

[Stew225]

7. It's hard work. eom

[jpgray]

12. This was also referenced Saturday Night Live, therefore it can't be clever

SNL sucks the cleverness out of things.

[Worst Username Ever]

9. Terra, murkins, terra.

That solves everything.

[jpgray]

25. I'm a fan of Yurp myself

If you had mentioned it, boy would that have been clever.

[DrWeird]

10. HEZBOLLAH!

nt

[jpgray]

18. I heard this reference is from Randi Rhodes

Pretty strange that he was already so attuned to geopolitical affairs.

[Misunderestimator]

11. But, Mr. Edwards, this is the first time I've ever actually met you.

[jpgray]

22. That seemed so clever at the time

But really it never was so clever at all. Gwen Ifil is the arbiter of cleverness here, and she tells Senator Edwards that he has sixty-two seconds to speak unanswered about what he wants to do with regards to welfare, but he has to hop on one foot and keep one eye closed.

[Misunderestimator]

26. LMAO

And one hand tied behind his back... oh... and also never roll his eyes, as impossible as it would be for any of US to not do that with all the lying going on. :)

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

13. Wanna see my tits?

When you can't outwit, distract. :D

[jpgray]

15. That was right on the concupiscent cusp of cleverness

But I don't much care for smileys.

:bounce:

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

20. I'm not quite sure what that phrase means

but it makes me want to eat potato chips.

[jpgray]

28. They must be sexy potato chips (nt)

[Deja Q]

14. Gerbils are better baked than fried

That's more insightful than clever, but at least it's culinary. :D

[qnr]

16. A clever remark

Well, technically, I did

[DrWeird]

17. This is hard work.

It's hard work working this hard at the hard work.

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. Clever is purely the decision of the reader. So perhaps what is not

clever to you is clever to another.

[jpgray]

27. Well, all clever things could be said to partake of the form 'cleverness'

And then they are clever in a perfectly objective way. But then if the form 'cleverness' is itself clever, it cannot partake of itself and therefore an endless series of metaforms would be created that would collapse the system and throw all of existence into perpetual chaos.

[Champ]

21. GO BRONCOS! GO!!!

#2 ranked Defense in the NFL!! :bounce:

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. Now that is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read.

;)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

23. On the contrary, even the absence of a remark could be construed as one nt

[jpgray]

29. I think the cleverest response to this would be to avoid it altogether

But whereas no one who does so can prove he/she did so without communicating as much to me, we are back where we started. If one remarks on one's not remarking on this thread, that once removed remark is still in essence a remark on my thread, and its cleverness would therefore be in doubt.