Englishman reckons HE’S got the biggest cock in Britain

[miss_kitty]

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004460543,00.jpg


PROUD Jeremy Goldsmith reckons he has the biggest cock in Britain — a 2ft monster called Melvin who dwarfs normal roosters.
Eighteen-month Melvin weighs over 15lbs, twice as much as other birds of his Buff Orpington breed.
Jeremy said: “We’re staggered. He just grows and grows.”

From The Sun
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004461700,00.html

well what did you think I meant?
:evilgrin:

[WindRavenX]

1. he's actually kinda cute

The man, I mean. Well, and his cock :)

[JohnKleeb]

2. Thats a big cock

[kokomo]

4. black with a red head

[miss_kitty]

3. it IS rather disproportionate though

abnormally large!

[ogradda]

5. you know how many times i've heard that line?

:)

[the Princess]

6. Men *sheesh*

They all think they need a big cock to impress a woman.

Well, honestly it's not a bad start! LOL

[MidwestTransplant]

7. I bet he would have better luck with a cute puppy!

[kokomo]

8. At least the guy doesn't have a big pussy!

[miss_kitty]

11. I don't know, a huge cock

is pretty doggone tempting :evilgrin:

[Raster]

9. yeah, but its teeth are bad

[kokomo]

10. but forgive him, he's English.

[Pert_UK]

12. Some of us don't like to boast.....

:evilgrin:

P.

[Deja Q]

13. You are such a cock tease!

:evilgrin:

[Elidor]

14. That cock could do some serious damage if it got loose

[DS1]

15. He might have the biggest cock in Britain

but he don't have the biggest British cock :bounce:

[Briarius]

16. I'd stagger too

if I had a cock that big...