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Norbert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:37 PM
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Rodney Dangerfield one-liners & jokes.
Edited on Tue Oct-05-04 07:37 PM by Norbert
I know I probably don't have to look very hard on the net to find a website filled with his jokes 'n stuff but which ones do you remember.


Here's one:

And my wife. She want me to put up a mirror on the ceiling of our bedroom.

I said what for.

She says, "I want to see myself laugh."



Maybe if I put on a blazer and tie, and start pulling on the collar...

Nah!


Anyone else?
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:38 PM
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1. Dupe
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:40 PM
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2. "As a baby, I was so ugly...
that my parents had to tie a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me". And the entire movie, "Caddyshack". Great lowbrow insanity.
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Not Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:48 PM
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3. "I've had a bad day...
bad, I tell you.
I got dressed, and the button fell off my pants...
I picked up my brief case, and the handle fell off...

I tell you, I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."
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