I treat women as objects

[Optimus Primestein]

but before you judge me, you should be aware that I balance that out by also treating objects as women.

Have you held the door for a hatrack lately?

[DS1]

1. Nonsense, I bring my own hatrack wherever I go

:schwing:

[fishnfla]

2. I hold doors closely, and warmly

I love me doors a long time

[onebigbadwulf]

3. I'm like that bastard from nip tuck

The one who would trade his hot GF for a car. Yeah I'd do it in a second.

[AndyP]

4. For a Diablo! In a heartbeat!!!

Although she is crazy sexy though. But then again so is the car.

[captainjack]

5. she looked like a demon-woman

it wouldn't be a hard trade. if you had to trade natalie portman for a diablo...now that'd be a real dilemma.

btw, his name is christian and he is one cool mofo. i can only hope to reach his level of coolness in my lifetime.

[Torrey Pines]

6. Merurius -

a beautiful object.

[Mercurius]

7. You're the only one

that I like to call me an object. :)