Anybody know where I left Poland?

[markus]

I mean, I thought I left it right here on the table by the front door when I come home last night.

Damn.

[Philostopher]

1. Poland went ice fishing.

It caught a 300 pound floe, but when it tried to cook it, everybody drowned.

Sorry it didn't leave a note.

[noonwitch]

5. Did they use their polish sub, with screen doors?

I'm sure that didn't help any.

[floridaguy]

2. So how many troops is the collosal nation of Poland contributing

to the grand alliance? (Although I'm still grateful to the Polish, this deserves some fun)

[underpants]

3. Opening soon on Broadway "Don't forget Poland : The musical"

Don't forget Poland
It is a land many people
Willing to lend a hand
but we could only spare a thousand

[tjwash]

4. What would have been funny...

...is to see chimpy try to find Poland on a map.

[blondeatlast]

6. HAH.

It is in Yrip, after all.

[libertad]

7. You forgot Poland!!!

[ismnotwasm]

8. It's in your pocket baby

[Elidor]

9. Look under the sofa cushions

I'm sure it's in there somewhere. That's where I always find Poland.