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freeplessinseattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 03:48 AM
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A * joke

George W. Bush is out jogging one morning, notices a
little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs
over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?"

The little boy says, "Kittens. They're brand new kittens."

George W. laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Republicans," the child says.

"Oh that's cute," George W. says and he runs off.

A couple of days later George is running with his
buddy Dick Cheney and he spies the same boy with his
box just ahead. George W. says to Dick, "You gotta
check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with
the box. George W. says, "Look in the box Dick, isn't
that cute? Look at those little kittens.

Hey kid tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are."

The boy replies, "They're Democrats."

"Whoa!", George W. says, "I came by here the other day
and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"

"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now"
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 03:55 AM
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1. Hehehe.Good one !
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Still_Notafraid Donating Member (304 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 03:59 AM
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2. Nice
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 04:08 AM
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3. heh!
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saracat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 04:26 AM
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4. One of my favorites!
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