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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:19 AM
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The "Our Little Idea Man" of all CAPTIONS!!!!


"And here's another idea I got just on top of my head: we take all the deaf people and sell them houses beneath the incoming flight paths of all our major airports! . . . . Wow!! . . . . What do you think of that?!!! . . . You bet . . . That's why I'm the president."
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:22 AM
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1. See that star right there, that represents, uh, West Dakota!
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MsConduct Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:40 AM
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5. LOL! This is a good one too! n/t
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 01:36 PM
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8. Ha! Can't top this one, FOB!!
Well done. :toast:
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:29 AM
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2. "Too many proctologists are unable to practice their love..."
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MsConduct Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:35 AM
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3. LOL! Too funny! Good one! n/t
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MsConduct Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:37 AM
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4. "Let's all get down with our bad selves and boogie....
'til we puke!"
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lefador Donating Member (224 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 12:02 PM
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6. "Ameh'rca: Pull mah finger"
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Norbert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 12:05 PM
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7. Repeat after me, Dubya's #1. No people. You're using the wrong finger."
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 01:46 PM
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9. shrub looks offstage and whispers
"Hey, when I'm done here, get this flag behind me back on that casket I swiped it from".
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 02:19 PM
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10. "To all the elitistical naysayers out there I respond...
...that Laura and I are so affectionate--and the smell o' this here "stink-finger" proves it!"
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