Local Man Goes On Rampage

[skygazer]

http://www.bumfucktimes.com.articles

Local Man Goes On Rampage

By Timmy O’Toole
Senior Staff Writer


An East Bumfuck man is in police custody this morning after going on a three hour rampage on Main Street. The man, whose name authorities have not yet revealed, broke several windows and threatened a number of people with what appeared to be a plastic lightsaber. Police apprehended him after a standoff at the Bumfuck Music Emporium where he held off an armed S.W.A.T team while destroying hundreds of dollars worth of music CD’s.

Once in custody, the man was incoherent and disoriented but claimed to have been driven over the edge by a slew of “song title threads” posted on the popular forum, DemocraticUnderground.com. He’ll be arraigned on charges Wednesday morning at the Bumfuck County Court.

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[underpants]

1. Whew for a minute there I thought..........

[Xipe Totec]

2. They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Ha! ~ Dr. Demento

[Mistress Quickly]

3. I'm going to count

my plastic light sabers now, and if I find one of the 7 missing...

[skygazer]

4. So 'fess up

Who here is from East Bumfuck?

[Lavender Brown]

8. You should post this in the Bumfuck state forum

Duh.

[bloodyjack]

5. link doesnt work n/t

:* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :*

[BlueJazz]

6. Hey..Great..This gives me an idea for a Post:

"Name a song that has "BumFuck" in the title. :)

[skygazer]

7. AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG................

Pardon me while I grab my lightsaber.........

[GHOSTDANCER]

9. He's lucky trigger happy cops didn't shoot him dead.

He must have been a white guy.

[Sequoia]

10. Ernest T. strikes again