I say unto you..........................CAPTION
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:26 PM
I say unto you..........................CAPTION
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:27 PMOriginal message
1. And I'd love to go out for a beer with you...
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:29 PMOriginal message
2. And let me tell YOU if I were President we wouldn't be in this situation
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:29 PMOriginal message
3. Can somebody in the audience...
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:31 PMOriginal message
4. "Nobody....ever won a war....by dying for his country....
Edited on Mon Sep-27-04 02:35 PM by Richardo
...he won it by making some other poor dumb bastard fight in his place."
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:34 PMReply #4
9. Excellent (you too George W. Bush) PATTON!
That is exactly what that reminded me of........I don't think that was any accident.
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:31 PMOriginal message
5. "Owwww. Daddy, look what
the Doc did to my finger!!
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:31 PMOriginal message
6. Row row row your boat.....
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:32 PMOriginal message
7. "No sad, sorry sonovabitch ever won a war by diein' fer his country...
Edited on Mon Sep-27-04 02:34 PM by George W Bush
...wars are won by stayin' home so's some other sad, sorry sonovabitch dies fer his country in yer place!"
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:34 PMReply #7
8. Not only are you a nose picker, Mr President, you're also a plagiarist!
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:37 PMReply #8
14. I have never had the plague, Sir...
...boils, sores, lesions and all yer other Librul so-called "evidence" to the contrary.
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:35 PMOriginal message
10. ONE TERM! ONE TERM! ONE TERM!
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:35 PMOriginal message
11. ONE MORE MONTH! ONE MORE MONTH! ONE MORE MONTH!
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:35 PMOriginal message
12. "The terrorists are OH MY GOD FLYING RIGHT AT ME!"
George W. Bush should not have taken the 'shrooms before the debate.
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:36 PMOriginal message
13. And!...uh one more thing.........uh .............(teleprompter is down)
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:38 PMOriginal message
15. I didn't pay a lot for this muffler!
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:40 PMOriginal message
16. So I asked my father.....the higher power............
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:44 PMOriginal message
17. "I'm a serial nose picker. Stop me before I pick again."
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:46 PMOriginal message
18. "You can pick your nose. You can pick your... Uh, friends... "
"We won't get fooled again."
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Mon Sep-27-04 02:50 PMOriginal message
19. "To those of y'all who claim...
...there's no genuwine affection 'tween me and Laura--as we say in Texas, 'COME ON DOWN AN' SMELL MAH FINGER!!!'"
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Mon Sep-27-04 04:00 PMOriginal message
20. Hey, Karl! Turn up the volume on my earpiece!
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Mon Sep-27-04 04:02 PMOriginal message
21. hummmannna, hummmmana I have 1000 wholl make it 2...
1000, I hear 1500, yes, 1500.... 1500 going once. 1500 going twice. 1500 any more?
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