May I be the new LESBIAN bartending apprentice at Mr. Scorpio's bar?

[JohnKleeb]

Poll question: May I be the new LESBIAN bartending apprentice at Mr. Scorpio's bar?

Please! I am cute, innocent, curious everything a wannabe lesbian wants to be. I got a resume too with all kinds of skills. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1734369 read this to understand.

[JohnKleeb]

1. kicking for hope!

[JohnKleeb]

2. those who have voted, tell me why you voted a way

[MrScorpio]

3. Dude, this ain't looking good

I don't know what to say

[JohnKleeb]

4. eh Ive yet to begin to fight

remember I was down by 10% in a cuteness poll and I nearly won. I am the comeback kid :D. Thanks anyhow, I'll go off and :cry: now, I just wanted to able to skirt chase in a skirt.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. I hate to tell you this, John.

You are a man.

[JohnKleeb]

6. heh I know

I am just being a goofball. Damned alcohol.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. You're too young to drink.

You're going to JAIL.

[JohnKleeb]

9. you're gonna tell me you never drank underaged

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Yes, I did.

And I vomited a lot and drove when I shouldn't have and I WENT TO JAIL where I shared a cell with a big man named "Jeff" and he tried to touch me just like Mr. Horton.

[JohnKleeb]

13. I don't drive remember that

"Jeff" eh, Jeff Christie? and William Horton?

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. No. Mr. Horton. Who owned the bike shop.

:cry:

[JohnKleeb]

16. oh, oh

He shook his ass at you didn't he? or something like that right?

[Misunderestimator]

7. As I've said before... I'm partial to lesbians who have...

removable dicks... :D

[JohnKleeb]

10. Yeah I understand

And I would make the ugliest woman there ever was.

[Misunderestimator]

12. That would be quite an achievement... I've seen dozens of men ...

dressed as women, who I would nominate.

[JohnKleeb]

14. heh

I bet.

[Misunderestimator]

17. And here's one of them:

[JohnKleeb]

18. I couldn't top that

"Barbara" Bush beat me.