Screaming Lord Byron is no more.

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

The hostage negotiations were complicated by the arrival of the local SWAT knights. There was an arrow fight, and the Lord got it in the neck. Sad, but a noble end.
I shall now take over his duties on this board.
I am MumblingPeasantSteve.

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Wat Tyler is cooler, you fuck.

[JohnKleeb]

4. Who's that

kidding, I do actually know who Wat Tyler is. Yet I just found out how to do simple equations with fractions in em.

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

10. Yeah, but he's also some lousy English band.

MPS is all me.

[HEyHEY]

2. WHY? WHY? I loved the SLB name!

FINE!

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

5. He's free now.

Want to be him?

[HEyHEY]

23. I DARE you to give me that password!

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

31. Feel like getting tombstoned?

Might be fun.

[HEyHEY]

33. Sure, why not?

[asthmaticeog]

3. From Lord to peasant.

How fitting.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Down with The Man! Long live the Worker!

The people are the heroes, now;
Behemoth pulls the peasant's plow.

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

8. Damn right.

Long live the proletariat!

[Phillycat]

7. Damn, I was really hoping for MeMeMe!

Or Doug.

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

11. It was close.

[arwalden]

9. RIP Screaming Lord Byron!!

Gone too soon! The good die young. And he had excellent taste in music. I wonder if MumblingPeasantSteve will ever have a similar signature line or avatar?

-- Allen

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

12. MumblingPeasantSteve will have to go and find that link again.

Won't he?

[mrboba1]

13. About fucking time.

Now, help me with these pheasants...

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

17. With pleasure.

After all, what else am I good for?

[mrboba1]

20. I'll even share the pheasants with the peasants!

I am a compassionate God!

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

24. Will you be my feudal master?

[mrboba1]

25. only if you don't storm my castle...

sure, what the hell!

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

32. I'm out of the storming business.

[eyesroll]

Tis just as well.

SLB was a bit too concerned with my bottom line.

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

15. I cannot look. You are my social superior.

It can never be.

[eyesroll]

26. I am just a facial gesture.

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

34. It's a superior gesture.

[eyesroll]

40. Well, blast.

Guess I'll have to find someone else who doesn't want to think outside the box.

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

41. I don't think outside of the box, I live in one.

And it's infested with maggots.

[eyesroll]

42. Well, here. At least have some bug spray.

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

44. Snob.

[tigereye]

50. LOL

[sui generis]

14. I am in mourning

the golden memories of posting with InsaneEarlBrian or whatsisname are already fast fading.

I think you should have gone with TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsSLB oh shit that was a bitch to type, nevermind.

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

16. They limit names to 20 characters.

The buggers.

[mrboba1]

19. hey - how do you change your name?

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

22. Ask the admins to transfer your star and re-register.

[Demit]

18. you guys are too much

in my umble opinion

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

21. Whoisalhedges is too much.

Sadly.

[matcom]

27. please tell me YOU are more intelligent than HE was

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

35. No.

I am but a humble peasant.

[sui generis]

28. wait wait wait what about our personal deity?

now who are we supposed to pray to, Gumby?

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

36. There'll always be Rick Astley.

There's always Rick.

[bif]

29. Lordy Lordy, he bit the dust!

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

37. I hated him anyway.

[Gothic Sponge]

30. Welcome to DU!

Newbie!

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

38. THIS PLACE HATES NEWBIES!

[tigereye]

51. ah you'll have a 1000 posts in no time

STEVE

[EnfantTerrible]

39. My tongue is wearing a yellow sock...

and my thumbs have gone wierd. The fucker will rue the day! Fork it! Fork it! Get the gloves... yes, yes... musn't attempt anything without the gloves.... We've gone on holiday by mistake... we're not from London you know... I feel like a pig shat in my head... as a youth I used to weep in butcher shops.

Thanks. I needed to revisit that. I'm a huge Bruce Robinson fan...

Have you read the screenplay? The stage directions are as funny as the movie.

We want the finest wines known to humanity and we want them here and we want them now.




RIP Lord Byron

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

46. Yeah. I'm a massive Robinson fan.

Have you read his novel, The Peculiar Memories of Thomas Pennman?

[EnfantTerrible]

49. No but I'll try to find it.

Do you know the publisher?

[Rowdyboy]

43. Rest in Peace......

A princess among men! His kind will not be seen again...




Replaced by a mumbling peasant named Steve



Life can be very, very cruel...

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

48. Sic transit gloria mundi.

But enough of the Laura Branigan threads.

[arwalden]

45. In The Forum Listing Your Username Appears As

"MumblingPeasa..." can we just call you "Mumbling Peas" for short?

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

47. Oh, so fitting.

[Wat_Tyler]

52. MumblingPeasantSteve is no more.

Peasant justice has been served.

[terrya]

53. It HURTS, dammit!

Screaming Lord Byron meant everything to me.

It's just not the same.

Give me some time to sort this out.