CAPTION Bush at the Emmys

[Richardo]

"I'm a big fan of that Sopranos, 'cept we don't get HBO at the White House. The girls, they like that "Sex in the City" show, made a joke about that at the convention. I didn't get it, but I saw Karen Hughes laughing so it must have been funny. HBO: what does that mean? Sounds like a personal hygiene problem, get it? Say, those tax cuts permanent enough for ya? You and me, rich guys - gotta stick together."

[Paradise]

1. Alami to present Alawi! n/t

[underpants]

2. Welcome to our big tent see it's big enough for all kinds of people

and since we can't get anymore 'Murkans to come on in (except for the two Black Log Cabin Republicans who threw their support for us-they can help Laura with the decorating or sumpin') well like I was saying since we ran out of 'Murkans will to sign up and come on in we are importing 'ferners and parading them around. I'll call Jeb and see if we can't squeeze you into one of those spots that one of them black people thought they were going to use.

[underpants]

3. Mr.President this might not be the best time but....

I am applying for diplomatic immunity.