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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:18 PM
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My wife loves watching me beat my meat
So okay, we're in the kitchen and I'm tenderizing this cut of beef with this tenderizing hammer. Then my wife comes around and gives me a hug and a kiss. So I say, "What's up?"

She says that she's thanking me for helping out in the kitchen. Especially, since she hurt her shoulder some time ago and really dreads using the tenderizing hammer.

I tell her no problem and I don't mind helping out at all, since I know that this is the best way to make the meat tender and juicy.

So she goes over to make the salad and I get back to tenderizing.

We're going to eat good tonight.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:19 PM
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1. Ah. See, I thought you were talking about masturbation.
A simple mistake.
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Guy_Montag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:21 PM
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2. That's just because you have a filthy mind,
no-one else thought that.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:21 PM
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3. Nope.
Absolutely no-one.
Least of all you, Guy.

:cry:
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Guy_Montag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:27 PM
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4. When I had my lobotomy I got them to leave an opening so I can
scrub my mind out with dettol & a wire brush to keep it clean. :)
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:29 PM
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5. Hmmmmm.......
One might almost suspect you enjoy posting incendiary threads using sexually suggestive language about food. Just a thought.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 12:36 PM
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6. Gee, What gives you that idea?
I just don't see it.
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