A Boy Named Bush (to the tune of beverly hillbillies)

[Triana]

Come ‘n’ listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush
His IQ was zero ‘n’ his head was up his tush
He drank like a fish while he drove all about
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out
DUI, that is Criminal record. Cover-up

Well, the first thing you’d knowed little Georgie goes to Yale
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk
’n’ that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke
Blow, that is White gold. Nose candy

The next thing you’d knowed theys a war in Vietnam
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom"
Let the common folk get maimed ‘n’ scarred
We'll buy you’d a spot in the Texas Air Guard
Cushy, that is Country clubs. Nose candy

Twenty years later George gets a little bored
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be"
So he called his daddy's friends ‘n’ they called the GOP
Gun owners, that is Falwell. Jesse Helms

Come November 7, the election done run a little late
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy you’d state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls"
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes
Chads, that is Duval County. Miami-Dade

Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win"
"Stop countin’ votes!" was their solemn invocation
’n’ that's how George finally got his coronation
Rigged, that is Illegitimate. No moral authority

Y'all come vote now Ya hear?

[Racenut20]

1. kick

[gonefishing]

2. I have already printed for my song book.

I will be playing it on my guitar at the next party.

thanks.