Separated at birth?

[Mobius]

Poll question: Separated at birth?

the Hyatt-Milwaukee and a Borg Cube ?

Poll result (15 votes)
yes	(7 votes, 47%)	Vote
no	(3 votes, 20%)	Vote
WTF?	(5 votes, 33%)	Vote

[mark414]

1. ha!

good ol' hyatt

i said no cause the borg cube doesn't have a revolving restaurant

[miss_kitty]

2. "...the borg cube doesn't have a revolving restaurant"

i'm sure they could assimilate one

[mark414]

4. surely you must be joking

have you ever seen the revolving restaurant???

[Mobius]

7. hey man, thats the best part of the Hotel

besides a babe like me servicing your room

[mark414]

9. i'll have to come down there then...

never actually even been inside the hotel let alone the restaurant...but with an offer like that how can i refuse? i'll have to stop by tomorrow!

[Mobius]

11. Im on the 16th floor

rooms 1601-1609 and 1628-1635

[mark414]

15. hmmm

is that an invite?

[Mobius]

3. I am a room attendant at the Hyatt

so it has a special signifigance for me.
The Secret Service was on my floor about a week ago. Yes, chimpy was there. I was so glad I didn't see him, I would have gotten myself fired for sure.
Housekeeping is very physically strenuous, hence the Borg reference. I thought it might be amusing to make the comparison.

[mark414]

5. he stayed overnight?

i thought he was only stopping by state fair?

i was going to go out and protest him but had to go to class

i did, however, get a chance to protest that DICK cheney the other day...

[Mobius]

8. yeah, he did.

Inside info...he's gone now, so I guess it's ok to say he was there. It was odd cleaning thier rooms. They were too neat, and looked silly trying to look like tourists in Milwaukee. One of them was really hot though, so sue me, it's been a while for me...
Also, Usher was there last night. His dancers stayed on my floor, and the ladies shaved thier legs in the bathtub, and left a bunch of hair and bathtub rings. It was nasty.

[miss_kitty]

10. i think where ever they go, they get a room

so they can empty the mini-bar at taxpayers' expense

[Mobius]

12. "A" room?

LMAO!
They were there a week before he was to "secure" everything I guess. It was alot more than one room. One guy drank some beer, but not much according to the trash, and I found an empty DVD case of something like "Girls Gone Wild" in another guy's trash.

[miss_kitty]

13. ok i guess i meant

an entire 5 star hotel. the mini bar bill must be tremendous. and they're carting around hairy-legged slob dancers, too? shiat wtf is that about?

on edit That was USHER with the dancers...sorry-my reading and comprehension is high on the 'sucking' scale these days.

[RevCheesehead]

6. I'll think of that every time I drive through MKE! n/t

[Mobius]

14. more votes

you must comply or I will not give you fresh towels!

[Chovexani]

21. OMG I love your sig!

I love that pic of Sexy Viggo, my imaginary babydaddy!

[Mobius]

25. thank you

[HEyHEY]

16. I must admit I wasn't expecting that

[Mobius]

17. gigglles

[Mobius]

20. Hey? HEyHEy...

your sigline is HUGE! Ive taken the liberty of resizing it for you, if you are so inclined

[MrScorpio]

18. Just check out my own "separated from birth" thread

And hope Max Hardcore never stays in one of your rooms

That would be a story to tell indeed

[Mobius]

19. Max hardcore doesnt scare me

Ive cleaned up after Marv Albert. Thats pretty fucking scary.

[MrScorpio]

22. Marv's worst than Max?!?

I gotta hear this

Spill the beans

[Mobius]

23. OK

September 26, 1997


Albert Enters Plea of Guilty and Is Dismissed by NBC

ARLINGTON, Va. -- Marv Albert, whose staccato play-by-plays helped make him one of television's most distinctive and ubiquitous sportscasters, ended a trial filled with embarrassing testimony about his sex life by pleading guilty on Thursday to a misdemeanor count of assault and battery.

Hours later, he was dismissed by NBC, where he was a leading football and basketball announcer. He also resigned from MSG, the cable network that broadcasts games of the New York Knicks and Rangers.

Albert was charged with assaulting a 42-year-old Virginia woman in an Arlington hotel room last Feb. 12


SNIP

The case became the latest celebrity trial, featuring the requisite high-powered lawyer, saturation media coverage, instant analysis by a new industry of legal commentators and a steady stream of sensational details. This time, a courtroom in suburban Virginia became the stage for a tawdry drama, in which Albert's fiancee, parents, and children listened as two women described being attacked and bitten in sexual encounters in hotel rooms. The women said Albert asked them to bring along a third participant, and, in one instance, he was described as wearing women's underwear.



full story

[MrScorpio]

24. I know all this

The question is, what did you find?

[Mobius]

26. oh nothing

just pubic hair. It was more just the idea of it.

[Mobius]

27. recycling this joke one more time