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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:00 PM
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Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator:

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator:

"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst:

"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer:

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst:

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator:

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator:

"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses > them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:01 PM
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1. haha
Oh man. I am cracking up.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:12 PM
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2. That last one is great
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:16 PM
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3. yeah but they all kicked ass, my commentary in between
1. Weightlifting commentator:

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
(Bulgarian snatch hmmmm, and she looks like shes a little girl, *cough* pedophile)
2. Dressage commentator:

"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
(Horsefucker!)
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
(George W Bush all over again)
4. Boxing Analyst:

"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
(Ahh its George Bush again, a non serious death)
5. Softball announcer:

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
(duh, just duh)
6. Basketball analyst:

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
(of course he fucking dribbles!)
7. At the rowing medal ceremony:

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
(British cocks! *screams*)
8. Soccer commentator:

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
(thats alot of dicks)
9. Tennis commentator:

"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses > them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
(kissing his balls haha, at least this guy realized something)
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:34 PM
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4. #4 has some truth to it, actually. (nt)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:35 PM
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5. about the injuries yeah sorta because people are always injured
but a non serious death, you gotta be kididng me :D.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 06:39 PM
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6. Sounds like they all graduated with honors
from the Yogi Berra School of Public Speaking.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:02 PM
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7. "90 percent of the game is half mental"
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-04 07:15 PM
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8. last one is the best!
it's even funnier that he realized it!
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