Bring back streaking: Pros and Cons.

[sus]

I really felt something was lacking during the conventions, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

and then it dawned on me..in this time of terror, what this country needs is the image of John Ashcroft's wrinkled, sagging ass racing across a stage in front of a few dozen horrified onlookers and a slightly aroused Wolf Blitzer.

Discuss.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Uh, only if the streakers are tested for attractiveness first.

Of the members of the Bush* administration, I think we'd have to go with Rummy. Now there is a fine-looking man.

</sarcasm>

[CrownPrinceBandar]

2. I am profoundly pro-streaking......................

but as yet undecided if I will accept the endorsement of the Streaker's Party.

[floridaguy]

3. Don't look Ethel!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[madinmaryland]

4. Hey! Its almost lunch time and that

thought just grossed me out.
:puke:

[LynneSin]

5. My god woman, did I need the concept of a Naked John Ashcroft

now streaking in my mind.

You should be ashamed of yourself!!! Why do you hate america so?

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Pro: naked hotties.

Con: naked me.

Of course, can't you just hear Mr. Ashcroft singing?

Let the peeeeenisss soar!

[LynneSin]

7. Mr. Ashcroft would be draping a Burqa on your nekkid ass

:crazy:

[matcom]

8. you mean I've been WRONG for streaking daily?

and here i thought i was 'mainstream' :D

[Bunny]

9. Back in the 70's, when streaking became a fad, I had the figure for it.

Now, the sight of my naked ass tearing down the street would raise the terror level to red, in a big hurry. :)

[redqueen]

10. It would be great

Pro: less seriousness about nudity

Con: backlash from fundies and the we-hate-anyone-who's-not-hot crowd

:eyes:

[Richardo]

11. Gawd sus - I'm amused and revolted at the same time.

How do you do that? ('slightly aroused' - I'm still laughing my ass off)

[eyesroll]

12. Depends who's doing the streaking.

Back in college, when there was an annual run around the quad, naked, at midnight on the night of the first snow, I was too chicken to actually participate.

I might do it now, depending on whose ass I'd be staring at ahead of me (and who would be staring at my ass as well).

On edit -- This isn't to defame unattractive asses. This is specifically referring to the good vs. bad people to whom they're attached.