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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 07:39 AM
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Should I be worried? I have a gynecology appointment in 2 weeks...
..and my doctor is a woman. Will she be showing me the love? Should I bring a friend along just incase. Bush has me worried - if I vote for Bush he'll make sure that all gynecologist will continue to 'show their love' for women like me. I never knew I was so vulnerable. I feel shamed!

:eyes:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 07:41 AM
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1. she won't have to use gLoves
no need to put a Layer between her Love and you.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 07:44 AM
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2. Distract her with your box turtle.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 07:48 AM
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3. That's what I'm thinking
If she knows that I'm in a committed relationship with my box turtle then she'll know I'm not up for her gynecological loving. If she doesn't get the hint then I'll have no chose but to challenge her to a spitballing duel!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 07:54 AM
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4. love a little, Lynne!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :D
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 07:55 AM
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5. Nothing says "love" like ice-cold stainless steel.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 09:03 AM
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22. if they are considerate
they warm it up for you
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Misinformed01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 07:57 AM
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6. If the nurse walks in carrying a toaster
Get dressed and leave.

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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 07:59 AM
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7. Boo$h's brain queef will at least give an opening for conversation.
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 07:59 AM
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8. Why do you hate America?
Our honorable President Bush approves of OBGYNs who want to make love to their patients. If you don't submit to it, you are a traitor and are aiding the enemy. Take one for the Bush team. :evilgrin:
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Infomaniac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:00 AM
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9. Here's hoping...
Here's hoping that your gyno and mine haven't gotten the memo about the loving part. My gyno is a perfectly competent doctor and thoughtful to boot. Did I mention how she hangs artwork from the ceiling? Still, I hope to continue getting quality medical care from her and not to see her show her love for women. I wonder if George would refer to proctorologists as being hindered in their ability to show their love for men?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:20 AM
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16. All the gynecologist I've seen have artwork on the ceiling
still doesn't help shit when an ice cold duckface is stuffed in your you-know-what
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:03 AM
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10. Ok, clearly I'm missing something...
:shrug:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:10 AM
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13. .....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=806870&mesg_id=806870

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U.S. President George W. Bush offered an unexpected reason on Monday for cracking down on frivolous medical lawsuits: "Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:11 AM
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14. OMG.... I knew it had to be something like that...
It's been all hurricane coverage for me, so I haven't paid attention to our fearful leader lately.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:21 AM
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17. he did NOT say that??? oh tell me the man did NOT say that out loud
in real life?????

holy shit.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:23 AM
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19. check out that thread......video link
:dunce:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:28 AM
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20. Don't believe me - watch it then
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/atrios/bushlove.wmv

mind you, barf bags are required before viewing
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:23 AM
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18. OMG bush is one of those pervs with gyno fantasies! Ew ew ew ew ew ew
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew....

oh ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew....


EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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MountainLaurel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:03 AM
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11. Me too
But does the "showing the love" concept apply only to official OB-GYNs, or do I need to worry about the nurses and physicians assistants who perform those services?
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:04 AM
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12. in all seriousness, ask her for her opinion on malpractice insurance
and what to do about it.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:14 AM
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15. She will lovingly warm the speculum for you.
Then she will lovingly....

No, I can't say any more without getting this deleted. :P
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 08:30 AM
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21. Be afraid.... Be very afraid!
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katmondoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 09:06 AM
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23. Be Afraid The OBGYN
Can this be linked with the reality shows of women giving birth? I personally find seeing women in this position repugnant. Maybe it's another form of love and I don't appreciate it. My real feelings are that these shows border on porn. You can watch them and feel LOVE without guilt.
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