I am the Asshole of Democratic Underground!

[trumad]

I have survived two hurricanes within 3 weeks, countless Freeper troll disruptor's, and Nader loving fools. I put up with Patriot fans, Buckeye fans, OJ lovers, and Lesbians who will not give up their lifestyle for a quickie with me. I have taken my Gloves off, put them back on and then have taken them off again.

I am trumad, resident DU Asshole. Boo

[Bronco69]

1. I am a gay man

would you be willing to give up your lifestyle for a quickie with me? :-) I have a theory: I think that every straight man who has a fantasy to sleep with a lesbian should have his wish granted only after he has sex with a gay man. :-)

Edit: Happy Birthday by the way. :-)

[trumad]

6. Uhhhhhhhh let me think on that one... OK...here's my answer...

No. ;-) And thanks for the B-day props.... I'm spending it in a Hurricane.

[stepnw1f]

2. Good.... Let's Slap the Freepers Around

I'm sick of 'em.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Well, watch out for big dicks then.

LOL

[MikeG]

4. Assholes are like opinions, everyone has one.

[miss_kitty]

9. mmmmm-not everyone has an asshole....

although i am sure every one has an opinion....

[wtmusic]

5. agree

Every board needs one (j/k :-))

[LynneSin]

7. Sorry, Matcom has you beat

He's the King of Assholes, you're merely one of his servants

[trumad]

8. LOL

[Robb]

10. I'm stayin' outta this fight

Battle of the Assholes 2004. Oh, the merchanising possibilities! :silly:

[LynneSin]

15. I thought THIS was the battle of assholes:

http://www.nymetro.com/rnc/gopclass2.htm

http://www.nymetro.com/rnc/gopclass.htm

they make Matcom & Trumand look like boyscouts who want to help grannies across the street

[LastKnight]

11. whats wrong with orange juice? nt

:silly:

[Misunderestimator]

12. Wow, trumad... that was really touching

:eyes: :D

[WoodrowFan]

13. you're still my hero

and roll model in dealing with the tinfoil hat loonies. :evilgrin:

[Karenina]

14. Sweetiekins! You DRY?

And parTAYin'??? :party: You be ALL THAT and a bag 'o chips!