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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 12:09 AM
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John Kerry rides a motorcycle. George Bush is scared of horses.
Just think about that, my friends.
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SEpatriot Donating Member (369 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 12:12 AM
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1. W = girlie man
Standing on piles of rubble does not make one a hero.
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aQuArius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 12:12 AM
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2. Don't even get me started about the wild horses in Nevada
If you know what I'm talking about ;)
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 12:14 AM
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3. Put Kerry on a damn horse already.
He would look great!!
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 12:15 AM
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4. I really think Kerry ought to show up at a debate with a horse.
BUSH: Oh mah gawd, it's a demon beast!
MODERATOR: It's just a horse, Mr. President.
BUSH: Gawd, they're so fast. They look like they could strike at any moment.

Apologizes to Will Ferrell for stealing that last line. (http://www.whitehousewest.com)
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Seldona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 12:24 AM
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5. I almost fell off my chair watching that video.
Someone said something along the lines of 'Comedy is never pretty'.

Great quote.
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 12:26 AM
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6. "Ever since I became Pres'dent, things have gotten really really bad."
CUT!!!
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Seldona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-04-04 12:31 AM
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7. ROFL
I loved the way they kept trying new tools to make him look better.

When he started working on the fence with the pickaxe I about died laughing.

And him skittering about when the horses are behind him?

An instant classic.

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