Look Folks - I'm Going To Maine Again In The Morning. Now THIS TIME

[matcom]

do NOT, i repeat do NOT tell the Striped Bass I am coming up there! and under NO CIRCUMSTANCES are you to tell them what color Lures i will have on my line! x(

i don't know who tipped them off last time but if it happens this weekend again there will be HELL TO PAY! (underpants) :grr:

[mrboba1]

1. Hello, is it me you're looking for?

???

[underpants]

2. Let's see what was it again? 1-207-STRIPED

YEah that was it.

Rrrrrrring

Rrrrrrrrrrrring

Hello we aren't in right now so please leave a message at the beep.

BEEEEEEEEEP!

LOOK OUT STRIPED BASS!!!!!!!!

[DS1]

3. Too late, I already set sail the inflatable ass-raft

:shrug:

[Squeech]

4. A striped bass

[GOPisEvil]

5. Why do you have to go to Maine to "fish" for strippers?

Doesn't Boston have these establishments? :shrug:

Oh right...you don't want the Mrs. to find out. I understand. :7

[LynneSin]

6. If you want Striped Bass you should come to Philadelphia

http://www.stripedbassrestaurant.com/

It's one of the best rated restaurants in Philadelphia. I'm sure Ramsey and I could free up our schedule to join you!!

:bounce:

[SOteric]

7. It just figures somehow that you'd be

a bass fisherman.