My 3 year old nephew

[Mojambo]

Just looked at me from across the table during lunch and said the following...

"You're an asshole"

Apparently he HAS been paying attention.

[shaolinmonkey]

1. Yesterday, I had to slam on the brakes and my 5-year-old said:

"Jesus H Christ!". Daddy's trying to watch his language now.

[tigereye]

2. my 8 year old almost said

Dad's an Ass.. but he caught himself before he got it out... not sure where that came from, because we don't talk like that.

I had a friend whose little ones used to go around saying "Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, jsut like my friend. Needless to say, she had to watch herself.

[kitkatrose]

3. Why'd he call you an asshole?

Or was he just trying out new vocab? :)

[Mojambo]

4. I'm hoping he was just stretching the vocab

It's not like I wouldn't let him have a cookie!

He said it very sweetly. I'm quite sure he has no idea what it means.

[DulceDecorum]

6. Dennis Leary

is to blame.

[rkc3]

5. My 6 year old son wanted to know who Bill Clinton was and why he...

makes me swear. I blame everything on Clinton and say "Damn You Bill Clinton!" any time somethings gets screwed up.

I had to inform him that Bill was president, I like him very much but I also like the Daily Show where I learned such crass language. Needless to say we stayed up late one night to watch the Big Dog rapping with Jon.