So, George Bush Is Riding Down The Highway In His Limo

[matcom]

when they pass a man, eating grass by the side of the road. He motions his driver to pull over. Getting out of the Limo, he approaches the man and says, "Why are you eating grass sir?". The man explains that he is desperately hungry and poor and the grass is keeping him alive.

George says, "That's terrible!" Get in my Limo. I would like to help you out.

The man motions to his wife and 3 children who are also eating grass. George says, "Why is your family eating grass by the side of this road?"

The man again explains that his family is desperately poor and they have to eat and the grass is keeping them all alive.

George motions to his Limo and says to the man, "Get your family in my Limo because I want to take care of you."

The family gets into George's Limo with thankful looks on their faces. George tells his driver, "Take us home. I am going to help this poor family."

As the car speeds away, George turns to the 3 children and says, "You are going to love my house. Its huge and since I fired my gardner, my grass is now 2 feet high!"

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[jeff30997]

1. LOL.Good one.

Here's 5 bucks Sally.(Sally is my waitress). :)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. That is hilarious.

And sounds like something he'd do.
Duckie

[bigwillq]

3. That's some funny stuff

Thanks for making me laugh

[smirkymonkey]

4. That's a good one!

:)

[matcom]

5. kick

[Jackpine Radical]

6. He wouldn't let them in the limo.

In a really charitable mood he might ask the driver to go slow enough so they can jog along behind.

[DemBones DemBones]

7. Oh, he'd get out and jog with them for a photo op -- like the time he

jogged with the vet who lost a leg in Iraq and now has an artificial leg. And the freeps eat it up, "What a great man he is to take time to jog with a disabled vet!"

:puke: :puke: :puke: