CAPTIONS can be so difficult when you first meet.

[underpants]

U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) meets with Sprint Corp. CEO Gary Forcee (L) after arriving in Kansas City, September 4, 2003. The president will speak about the economy to the Kansas City Chamber of Commerce (news - web sites) before returning to Washingon. REUTERS/Larry Downing

Uh the Mayor of KC or the Governor don't meet him but the CEO of Sprint?

[Drifter]

1. When I do this ...

with my hands ... I'm invisible. Can't see me can you ?

Gary: Uhh .... Moron ? I can see you, and you still look like a Moron.

Cheers
Drifter

[underpants]

2. Both men were keenly aware of a possible "cup check" coming their way

:bounce:

[Japhy_Ryder]

3. So....do you like.....stuff?

[skip fox]

5. short but sweet!

:toast:

[rucky]

4. Both Men Impatiently Wait...

for the media to get bored and leave, as Sprint CEO Forcee casually reaches into his pocket for a $200,000 check to the Bush campaign. "Just act natural and pretend like we're talking about sumpthin'," says President Bush.

[MissMillie]

9. Ooops.... you beat me to it! lol (n/t)

.

[skip fox]

6. W. is "thinking": "Karl said this guy needs our help so bad that he would

give me a hummer if I asked. So I said, 'What's that?' But Karl just said, 'Just a figure of speech, numbnuts, forget it." But I couldn't forget it and I thought about it all night. So when I got off the plane, I asked him if he would do 'The Yellow Rose of Texas.' He gave me a strange look but now he's doing just like I asked. But I don't get it? What's so special about the way he does it. Hell, I can almost hum THAT good. It just sounds bland is all."

[StaggerLee]

7. "whatchewtalkin'bout Willis?!?!?!

[skip fox]

10. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick:

[MissMillie]

8. "No, no. Shh. Just wait til the cameras are gone....

.... then you can hand over the big campaign contribution."

[Richardo]

11. Both of them practicing the handcuffed perp-walk....

A guy can dream, can't he?

[VOX]

12. "Let's you and me purse our lips and check our packages."

"What the hell else we gonna do out here?"

[notadmblnd]

13. We got ya over a barrel..

We contributed big to put your ass in the WH. Now it's payback time. We want more deregulation of the industry and if we dont get it we'll cut phone service to the entire southwest. And there aint nothin you can do about it chimp?

[Deja Q]

14. By, of, and for the corporation - naturally

I wonder if the mayor of KC or governor are Dems... ?

Why is he going to Kansas just to tell their chamber of commerce that he didn't create the shitty state it's in?! Waste of taxpayer money, I hate the bilge-bag*...

[cosmicdot]

15. just another day in Corporate America

((we definitely have 2 societies going on - major problemo))