Man, I sound HOT!!

[dolo amber]

Don'tcha love when you're all snot filled and your voice gets all raspy and you start thinking of a career in phone sex...:think:


Then you get well and go back to sounding all squeaky.:(

:P

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. .

No, I really shouldn't respond to this thread. It would not be wise.
I so don't believe you sound squeaky in real life. Please tell me you don't sound squeaky.

[dolo amber]

3. I have a tendency to squeek

I'm not squeeky as a rule, but it's certainly not rare, either...if that makes sense. :silly:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. Alternatively, when I laugh

I either cackle like a girlish witch or guffaw like Brian Blessed (if you know who he is)

[GOPisEvil]

2. My phone number is...

Might as well take advantage while I can. :shrug:

:silly:

[dolo amber]

5. I assure you...

I'm not in hair curlers and a muu muu, if that helps. :7

[GOPisEvil]

9. Le rowr; le pant

:7

[MissMillie]

6. That's my Kathleen Turner voice

or so says my boss.

[lazarus]

7. Heh

When I've been up all night, or otherwise ill, I end up sounding like Isaac Hayes or Luther Vandross. My old radio voice comes back.

Haele loves it, of course. :D

[SarahB]

8. People still sometimes ask me if my mommy's home.

Something about a cold and gettin' all Kathleen Turner sounding almost makes the excessive boogers worthwhile.

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Wow, normally you just sound cold.

You hate-filled monster. x(

[fudge stripe cookays]

11. Lucky you!

When I get a cold I'm not fortunate enough to sound like Kathleen Turner. Instead I sound like Marge Simpson.

Can you imagine Marge Simpson doing phone sex?

Frightening, really.
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[eyesroll]

12. hedges likes it when I get all snot-filled and raspy...

Because he knows a day later I won't be able to talk to him at all!

:bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. we think you're hot whether sick OR well!

:o

[tigereye]

14. When I start to lose my voice

I kind of sound like Marlene Deitrich. Or so I have been told. :)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. I'll send you my phone-number.

Go and stand in the rain in a vest. That should do it. :evilgrin:

[tigereye]

19. I talk for a living

so it happens with some frequency. Plus I have a kid, you know how that goes. Result... throatiness.

Cool. I would like to know how you sound, too.

actually, I once called a radio station in college and the DJ said my voice was really sexy. SO he ended up coming to a party I was having. Needless to say he left with one of my friends. Oh, well. He was an heir to a pest control fortune. Never did find out what happened.

I am sure my voice is not as sexy as Ambers, though.

[Richardo]

16. Whether you liked "Friends" or not, that was one of Phoebe's best moments

When she got over her cold and lost her "sexy phlegm" voice. :)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. Yeah. The 'Portishead' episode.

[RandomKoolzip]

18. I heard my wife's voice on an answering machine before I ever met her...

And was immediately hot for her just based on the sound of her voice (Somewhat high-pitched; I don't like husky, low-voiced women's voices for some reason; I think it's cuz my mom had that kind of Kathleen Turner-like voice....)

Anyways, yeah....uh....was there a point I was trying to make? No, I guess not. Enjoy!