Good joke I have today

[Breezy du Nord]

In English today, in order to give us an idea of why the Greeks and other people made up mythology, Mr. K had us imagine that we were people who had no idea what anything was. Like we were just newborns or something.

So our next class is American Gov. So a kid I don't really know yet named Dan asked me if I thought Dr. Scott was going to tie into what Mr. K did today. Like make us pretend we had no clue about politcs.

"I dunno. Maybe."

"So he's going to make us pretend we're George Bush?"

Wow. He's cute AND a bush-hater. That's a keeper! This looks like a reeeeal good year so far...

[JohnKleeb]

1. heh thats great for you

I think my philosophy teacher is a dem, and I intially went in the wrong room and breezy you aint gonna believe this I saw a pro war in Iraq sign from free republic :puke:.

[Breezy du Nord]

2. Yuck

Our neighbors had one up. I got my dog to take a piss on it.

[goobergunch]

3. Someone down the street from me has had a "God Bless America" sign...

up since right after 9/11. That wouldn't always necessitate a :puke:, except that whenever it's election time they have signs for Repuke candidates right next to it.

:puke:

Good joke, though. :thumbsup:

[catzies]

6. My new bumpersticker is in response to God Bless America...

...

[JohnKleeb]

4. good dog

I was like agh then I realized I was in a history room not philosophy.

[Breezy du Nord]

5. Know how that goes

Ended up in a room with a bunch of juniors. Knew something was wrong from the beginning.

[short bus president]

7. Happy 666, breezy!

And trust me - guys named "Dan" are almost ALWAYS keepers. ;-)

[GinaMaria]

8. I agree

Never met a Dan I didn';t like. In fact I married one. Met him New years eve. He unbuttoned his shirt....-/
-/
and showed me his anti bush t-shirt. I was his from that moment on.

[JohnKleeb]

9. you must be a dan shortbus

[short bus president]

10. yes, I am

a damn shortbus.