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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 12:33 PM
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Astrology ignorant: I'm a Capricorn...Tell me about myself.
I see people posting about their signs. I know nothing about Capricorns. Help!
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medeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 12:34 PM
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1. we're amazing people
that's all I can say!
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medeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 12:35 PM
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2. hey!
just noticed I hit 500!!!!!
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 12:35 PM
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3. Doesnt Astrological stuff belong in the Meeting Room?
Or, as i call it, the Merlin Room.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 12:38 PM
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4. Capricorns are a**holes
:7
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 12:40 PM
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5. Damn! I'm sorry for being an a**hole.
I was born under a bad sign.

(drum hit)

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 01:19 PM
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16. Excuse me, but exactly why do you consider
Capricorns assholes? Did you once have a bad experience with a guy who was a Capricorn?
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 12:46 PM
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6. here ya go....
The Capricornian is one of the most stable and serious of the zodiacal types. These independent, rocklike characters have many sterling qualities, although admittedly some of these are as dull as they are worthy. This type is normally cautiously confident, strong willed and calm. Hardworking, unemotional, shrewd, practical, responsible, persevering they are capable of persisting for as long as is necessary they are reliable workers in almost any profession they undertake. But they are neither original nor creative and can only develop what others invent or initiate.Within their limits, however, they are resourceful, determined managers, setting themselves and others high standards.
Honest in their criticism of self, they respect discipline from above and demand it from those beneath them. In their slow, tough, stubborn, unyielding way they persist against boredom, frustration, and hardship to reach their objectives long after more brilliant and volatile subjects have given up. In fact when practical business ability allied with the drive of ambition and lust for power and wealth are required in employees to make a project succeed, Capricornians are the people to hire. They plan carefully to fulfill their ambitions (which often include becoming wealthy), are economical without meanness and able to achieve great results with minimum effort and expense. Because of their organizing ability they are able to work on several projects simultaneously.They love authority but may not be popular if they reach high rank, for, self-disciplined themselves, they expect their underlings to be equally so and to perform every task undertaken to the highest standard.

They are, nevertheless, fair as well as demanding. Among their equals they are not always the most pleasant of work fellows either, for they are reserved and too conservative, valuing tradition more than innovation, however valuable the latter, and they are often humorless. There is also a tendency to pessimism, melancholy and even surliness which many Capricornians are unable to keep to themselves, especially if they fail personally or do not achieve the corporate success which they had planned for their firms. They can spread gloom and tension in their circle which depresses everyone around them. In the extreme this trait can make them manic-depressive, ecstatic happiness alternating with the most wretched kind of misery for no reason that the subject of these emotions can name.The swings in mood are not the only reason Capricornians deserve the adjective based on their name - capricious.

They can be surprisingly and suddenly witty and subtle for the dull, prosaic creatures they seem to be, and they also have a tendency to ruin everything earned by their caution and shrewdness by unexpected and utterly irresponsible bouts of flippancy. In individuals in whom the characteristic is strong, the temptation to do this has to be resisted with iron self-control. Another unexpected quality in some Capricornians is an interest in the occult which persists in spite of their naturally skeptical turn of mind.Their intellects are sometimes very subtle. They think profoundly though with little originality, have good memories and an insatiable yet methodical desire for knowledge. They are rational, logical and clearheaded, have good concentration, delight in debate in which they can show off their cleverness by luring their adversaries into traps and confounding them with logic.In their personal relationships they are often ill-at-ease, if not downright unhappy.

They are self-centered, wary and suspicious of others, and in turn attract people who neither trust nor understand them. They prefer not to meddle with others nor to allow interference with themselves. Casual acquaintances they will treat with diplomacy, tact and, above all, reticence. They make few good friends but are intensely loyal to those they do make, and they are bitter, revengeful enemies. They sometimes dislike the opposite sex and test the waters of affection gingerly before judging the temperature right for marriage. Once married, however, they are faithful, though inclined to jealousy. Family life, if well ordered as they like it to be, more than balances the goatlike inclination to lechery and inconstancy which some old authorities have ascribed to Capricorns.Besides those already mentioned, faults to which the type is prone are over-conventionality, bigotry, selfishness, avarice and miserliness, chronic complaining, incessant unnecessary worrying, and severity spilling over into cruelty.

Their occupations can include most professions that have to do with maths or money and they are strongly attracted to music. They can be economists, financiers, bankers, speculators, contractors, managers and real estate brokers. They excel as bureaucrats, especially where projects demanding long-term planning and working are concerned, and their skill in debate and love of dialectic make them good politicians. They are excellent teachers, especially as principals of educational establishments where they have the authority to manage and organize without too much intimacy with the staff members. If working with their hands, they can become practical scientists, engineers, farmers and builders. The wit and flippancy which is characteristic of certain Capricornians may make some turn to entertainment as a career.

Capricorn governs the knees, bones and skin, so its subjects may be liable to fractures and strains of the knees and other defects of the legs. Skin diseases from rashes and boils to leprosy (in countries where that disease is prevalent) are dangers, and digestive upsets may be caused by the Capricornian's tendency to worry or suppress emotions. Anaemia, Bright's disease, catarrh, deafness, rheumatism and rickets are also said to threaten the natives of this sign.



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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 12:50 PM
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7. where'd this come from?
I want to find mine as well...
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 01:01 PM
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10. Just Googled.....about <insert yer sign>
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 12:52 PM
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8. Thanks!
Most of this doesn't describe me.
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 01:03 PM
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12. You're welcome......guess it's not an exact *science*
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medeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 03:56 PM
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24. me neither
except for all the good flattering stuff
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 01:22 PM
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18. Wow, that's a really flattering description
No wonder I'm such a barrel of laughs. :eyes:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 02:00 PM
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19. I didn't come up with that...
.....was an astrologists summation! :shrug:
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 02:32 PM
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22. Oh, I know you didn't write it
You get get the impression that at some point in time, a Capricorn really bugged the shit out of the author!:7
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 02:39 PM
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23. LOL....now that you mention it...it really does......
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 02:07 PM
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20. So there you have it
Keep an eye out for the rheumatism and AVOID LEPERS
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 12:54 PM
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9. Strength and wisdom. But not necessarily compassonate..
At least not the kind of compassion that one wears on ones sleeve.
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ihaveaquestion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 01:02 PM
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11. My ex-husband
is a Capricorn.

Was witty, generous and a great lover when I fell for him - but is now a redneck beer drinker, a pathalogical liar, and ignores his children to the point of alienating his own parents who used to worship the ground he walked on.

Go figure.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 01:06 PM
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13. Get thee to the Meeting Room
There's plenty of astrologers there, some of whom are quite adept at their divinatory art.

You'll find plenty of Skeptics there to tell you how stupid you are, too.

--bkl
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 01:10 PM
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14. I didn't say i believed in astrology
I'm agnostic, so i'm open enough to be a fence sitter on most things. ;)
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 01:18 PM
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15. sturdy mountain goat, they can climb any mountain
the only trouble is when they get up there and look around they sometimes find out it's the wrong mountain.

They can be kinda serious, even dour. Hardworking. All world saviours are generally capricorn, born right on the winter solstice (Jesus, Mohammed, King Arthur, etc.)
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 02:15 PM
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21. I thought Jesus was actually born around August or September
So he's a LEO/VIRGO.

This means that Jesus had a passion for fashion.
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 08:37 PM
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25. YEah, but they moved the birthday to fit the mythic thinking n/t
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 01:20 PM
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17. I'm a Capricorn too
Apparently we're good with money, and we're serious. We're also ruled by Saturn, which has always been my favorite planet anyway.

Most unusually, we are all born in the dead of winter - between late December and late January. Coincidence? I think not. ;)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 08:49 PM
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26. Capricorn:
You are very gullible and believe in things like astrology.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 09:16 PM
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27. Cappy's are born "old" and get younger every year
serious children, zany senior citizens :)
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