A letter in the "reader mail" section of whitehouse.org

[Bronco69]

I'm busting a gut laughing at some of these letters in the reader mail section. http://www.whitehouse.org/feedback/25.asp Check this out (the spelling and grammer are the writer's.):

SUBJECT = invention idea
NAME = nancy gross
MESSAGE = I have a idea for a invention that could save the lives of our servicement serving our county oversees in irak and afganastan. It is for a bullet proof vest that will save there lifes. It works by having a strong magnet in it and a sensor. When the sensor detects that a bullet is coming it sets off the magnet which reverses the bullet and sends it back at who shot the bullet in the first place. This way the person who shot at the bullet gets hit with the bullet and the bullet gets pulled out of the American solder before it can hurt him. I don't want any money for my idea I just think it would help save lives of are solders if we could get it going maybe it would help end the war becase after too many of the arabs got hit by there own bullets they would stop shotting at us and maybe give up. It might work on bombs to but I don't know for sure but if the magnet was in a car and big enough and the bomb goes off the magnet would hold the car together so it didn't explode and hurt people. Maybe we could put magnets in all the tanks and cars in irak and that would stop the car bomings to. By the way why did Ihave to certify that Im not a homo I am not one but I have frends that are homos and they are nice people except they have a kerry sign in there front yard. They brought me a cake one day when they moved hereand it was good I think one of them is a cook and the other works with homeless people. I don't agree with there politics but he can cook good and I think its importnat to do work to get people homeless a place to sleep and eat. God bless you and may HE look over you and guide you in the coming months so that HE sees you relected to president. Also I have a idea about a antena for the space shuttle so it can send better pictures back to earth. When is the space shuttle going to be flying again becase I have a ide for a antena for it. I wrote to nasa before but they didn't write back but it would work good to make better pictures.