Help me select a nice fruit basket for Michelle Malkin

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Basket Number One includes the following: "Matthews frantically stuffed words down my mouth when I raised these allegations made in Unfit for Command that Kerry's wounds might have been self-inflicted. In his ill-informed and ideologically warped mind, this transmogrified into me accusing Kerry of "shooting himself on purpose" to get an award."



Basket Number Three includes the following: "Well, guess what? This foaming jerk Matthews, who called me irresponsible and kicked me off the show admitted that a) he himself had not read the damned book, b) he was not interested in asking Kerry about the specific doubts raised by vets about his wounds, and c) he had not and would not question Kerry about these specific allegations."



Basket Number Three includes the following: "I am used to playing hardball. I expect it. I am used to ad hominem attacks. I get more in a day than most of these wussies have received in their lifetimes. But what happened last night was pure slimeball and the unfair, unbalanced, and unhinged purveyors of journalism, or whatever it is they call what they do at MSNBC, should be ashamed."



Basket Number Four includes the following: "What I take away from all this is that the Democrat Party waterboys in the media are in full desperation mode. I have now witnessed firsthand and up close (Matthews' spittle nearly hit me in the face) how the pressure from alternative media sources--the blogosphere, conservative Internet forums, talk radio, Regnery Publishing, FOX News, etc. --is driving these people absolutely batty."



Basket Number Five includes the following: "Keith Olbermann said I had made a "fool of myself," not that I was an "idiot." I stand corrected and apologize for mistakenly characterizing his insult."

[stranger_with_candy]

1. just put

one of those flaming bags of dog shit on her front porch.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. Thank you for your suggestion, but unfortunately...

...Mr. Rove's schedule does not permit him to attend this function.

[Lefty48197]

2. Olberman responded:

Michelle, reporters don't call that "mistakenly charaterizing", they call it, "getting the facts completely wrong".

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. Two other GREAT Olberman remarks on tonight's show:

In response to her retracting the "Olberman called me an idiot" post on her blog: "Apparently she has not found an emoticon for "backpedaling." (She does tend to overuse the smileys...

and, in response to her crying about Matthews "bullying" her:

"Yes, and Lincoln shot himself."

(someone off-camera busted out laughing on that one)

GIFT SELECTION # 6 INCLUDES: "Just wanted to send a big thank you to all those who have e-mailed kind words over the past few days. Won't be able to respond to everyone, but each note has meant so much!

The profanity-laced and racist-filled hate mail has been most amusing. Many are suggesting that I go kill myself. Or burn in hell. Or, as writer Michael S. Balogh put it: "TAKE YOUR SLANT EYES BACK TO THE PHILIPPINES." Gotta love those tolerant liberals.

Finally, welcome to all the first-time visitors to the blog. Make yourselves at home. :)"

[Old and In the Way]

7. How about a nice big basket of sour grapes.

nt

[madrchsod]

10. that picture cracks me up everytime i see it

send her a box of diapers and some gerbers prunes....

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

11. Still, she does have a certain charm when you can't hear her speak

...I mean, it's not like I'm talking about Ann Coulter...



:evilgrin:

[madaboutharry]

5. Just send her a basket of prunes.

Michelle Malkin is full of shit.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. This one ought to snake the ol' drain really well

[FightingIrish]

6. How about a medication basket

I think she was hoping Rush would fix her up with some of his good stuff. From what I saw she is seriously off her medication.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. Hey, welcome to DU, FightingIrish!

Rush could only part with one day's supply, but it's a start:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. A basket of these'd be good

Don't bother removing the spines. Extra roughage is good.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

13. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm....prickly!

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"



:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. She'd never have to worry

about cavities again... :evilgrin:

[drumwolf]

14. how about a basket of white bread?

After all, Malkin is a self-hating woman of color who desperately wants to be white. :evilgrin: