whispering sweet CAPTIONs

[cosmicdot]

W*: keep that hand right there or we both fall down ... I'll take over when the camera goes away ...


actual caption (my uses of emphasis):

Arizona Republican Sen. John McCain, once courted by Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry, is emerging as a major force in the re-election campaign of resident Bu$h, who vanquished McCain in the 2000 Republican primary. Republican officials said plans are in the works for McCain to appear with Bush on the campaign trail during the week of the Republican convention in New York that will nominate Bush for a second term. McCain (L) and Bush walk from Marine One to Air Force One in Waco, Texas, August 11, 2004. Photo by Kevin Lamarque/Reuters

[Endangered Specie]

1. W: ...Oh yeah, well I still kicked YOUR ass in 2000.

[regularguy]

2. "Hey if you're not doing anything later,

maybe we could father a Black child out of wedlock. That'd be fun."

[Jade Fox]

3. Bush looks like he's telling some blind guy to get the f*** out of his way

[BringEmOn]

4. People say we look like Jackie and Aristotle Onasis