SouthoftheborderPaul and ChavezspeakstheTruth: Give me some sweetness

[RandomKoolzip]

I'm here now, guys. Had to convince my wife that it was worth her while to go to work (took me 45 minutes; now she's really late and in the bathroom getting ready....oy.......)

Anyhow: Fuck yeah!

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. They are off making love.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

2. that's right, al.

and what love it was.

Stin, I really need to give you your e-mail info if you want tit...

[Blue-Jay]

4. Everybody wants tit!

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

8. So I can only have tit if I have an e-mail account?

The kids today call that shit "wack."

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

by the way,

scene interview posted at : http://www.nashvillescene.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?story=Back_Issues:2004:August_12-18_2004:Late_Edition:Face_the_Music

[RandomKoolzip]

7. That's brilliant!

Good picture of you guys, too. James DOESN'T look like an asshole, which is quite an accomplishment for a camera to pull off.

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Oh, ok.

You're here.


How do you wanna do this? Can I call you around 11 this morn?

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Hello?

They're probably off making love.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

6. hey

your username is the same except it's @comcast.net. and your passworod is the same, except with 01 at the end, so it met all criteria...

hope i'm not giving too much info here...

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

9. hey, al...

do you have a denim thong to go with your suit.

and matching denim socks too?

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. No.

My thong is chrome.

[RandomKoolzip]

14. And smells like braised rabbit.

Woof!

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. I will never strip at Hopleaf again.

The tips are lousy.

[RandomKoolzip]

19. And the Pastry Chef's got a soul patch.

Who does he think he is, Fred Durst?

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. I know.

That's just nasty.

[RandomKoolzip]

23. You should see it when he eats cereal..

Milk droplet city. Bleagh.

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Never saw that.

But you don't wanna know what I did see him eat. :puke:

[RandomKoolzip]

35. Look, that mule carcass was just gonna get thrown away anyways.

And I was mucho, mucho hungary, senor goofy.

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. Yeah. But THAT part?

:scared:

[RandomKoolzip]

Hey: no sex threads.

Why am I nauseous? Probaby that dessicated mule cock I been noshin' on....

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

12. Re James

yeah, the angle conveniently hid his FUCKING PONYTAIL!!!!

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Ewww.....

He's gotta take that shit back to 1989 with him....If he ever plans on returning.

[RandomKoolzip]

10. Okay, so lemme get this straight....

my user name is now "[email protected]" and my password is killmommy01. Right?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

13. no, it's...

[email protected]. password is brownbree01

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Positive?

I was sure it was [email protected] and my password was stinkypinky01.

You're usually right about this shit, though.....

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. I was in a meeting

I am now presently here

[RandomKoolzip]

20. You shoo 'bout dat?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. Sure am Blanco Niño!

Hedges thong is made of hair

[RandomKoolzip]

24. That's why he's so grumpy!

He's chafing.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. "I wear the hair-thong" - bemoans Hedges

lamentable

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

27. you think he's got it bad?

I wear a thong made of human teeth!

I got it for being a good boy at the dentist.

[RandomKoolzip]

30. I wear a thong made of rayon.

But it's wrapped around my lower intestine. Owie owie owie! Get the benadryl!

[RandomKoolzip]

28. Now THERE'S a song title.

That is, if R. Pollard hasn't already used it.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

29. I agree...

it's one of those universal themes everyone can relate to...

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

31. kind of like when you say

"man, I feel like I'm covered in dragon semen." everybody knows exactly what you mean. we've all been there.

[RandomKoolzip]

33. Or when you've said:

"I feel like I've been shot at and missed and shit at and hit!" in the past and everybody in the room gave you one of those "knowing" looks?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

38. Liono!

[RandomKoolzip]

43. "You've got to get back to the lair, Panthro!"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

45. Let's fuck her!

:)

[RandomKoolzip]

32. Just like

having my username be [email protected] and my password being dumptaker01?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

34. hey my email is

[email protected]

[RandomKoolzip]

39. My new one is:

[email protected] and my password is shitthief01.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

40. lookit

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1559607

[RandomKoolzip]

48. His skin looks like it was made from fake vomit.

I think that's so hot.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

36. ahma

write some songs. talk at y'alls later.

[RandomKoolzip]

46. Freeper!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

47. let us stone him

shall we

in the Dylan sense of course

[RandomKoolzip]

49. Naw, let's let him slip away quietly.....

and then sneak up on him with our strap-ons.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

50. plug him air tight say you?

I likes

[RandomKoolzip]

51. All four holes!

"mmmmppph! mmmmph!"


(Miles miles miles miles miles miles miles per per per hour!)

[DU GrovelBot]

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[RandomKoolzip]

42. Fuck off, robot.

The MEN are talking.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

44. Hey - grovelbot is more of a man than I

tho we knew that