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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:11 PM Original message |
When the Rapture comes and Jesus returns... |
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tandot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
1. come rapture...can I have your car? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:13 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. You mean Pat's car? |
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tandot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:26 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. Pat's car, of course. As a Democrat, I don't know if your car is better |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:27 PM Original message |
No way my car is better than Pat's |
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joefree1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
3. "No-Judgment Day is coming" |
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Wickerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
4. I want Oral Roberts University |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 05:08 PM Response to Reply #4 |
23. I would get creative |
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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
5. Anyone who wants dibs on the Crawford ranch |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
6. Anybody want a tv studio? |
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MikeG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
7. Look. Jesus Shaves! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
9. I can see Mel Gibson and Stephen Baldwin taking Jesus out for a beer |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
10. That crap was all made up recently, you know |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:29 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Dudess, Don't burst my bubble |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:30 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. But it's probably all polluted with his vileness |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:32 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Then what we need is a party!!! |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:34 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Maybe that could work |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:41 PM Response to Reply #13 |
18. bring some Christians too |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:44 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Now why would you want to spoil the party? |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:48 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. just for that |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 05:03 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Yeah, Clown porn |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
15. I bet there's a TON of porn |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:38 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Yeah |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:39 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. I've got the popcorn |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
21. Jesus has already returned |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
24. When the Rapture comes and Jesus returns... |
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FreakinDJ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-18-04 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
25. He will smite Bush down for using his name |
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