COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING GRAY.

[Norbert]

1. Before people were calling me kid, punk, smart ass, mother fu....now they are calling me mister.

2. It makes you look more distinguished.

3. If I lay down on the berber in the family room the top of my head sort of blends in.

$. I get to blame my wife for making my hair turn

[Guy Fawkes]

1. You might think that...

But I know a man who's hair turned white/gray when he was 18. He is now an insane liberal middle school teacher who spent 10 years in the peace core (Sierra Leone)

[sybylla]

2. And you stop getting carded for alcohol

And no one ask you if you dye your hair

[LWolf]

3. More:

1. No time, $$, or effort wasted on hair dyes.
2. No "roots."
3. People quit asking about your love life.
4. You get to claim the priveleges of an elder, whether you are the eldest or not.