Fat Bottom Girls - They REALLY Make The Rockin' World Go 'Round

[matcom]

[name not needed]

1. You're an ass!

[Mistress Quickly]

2. Thank you

thank you, thank you very much. Me and my ass yield much power!

[BrotherBuzz]

3. Just as long as those bottoms have a smile

[htuttle]

4. The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Or so I have read.

[phantom power]

7. The bigger the cusion, the sweeter the pushin

Or so it is said

[htuttle]

8. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.

I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

[ContraBass Black]

5. You speak the truth!

[OneBlueSky]

6. Big Legged Mamas Are Back In Style

by Taj Mahal

Talkin' 'bout big legged mommas back in style again
I mean, them short fat fannies back in style again
You ain't had no real good love till you been loved by one of them
Size 14, 16, 18, 22, 24 in style again
I mean them big fat cuties back in style again
You ain't had no juicy lucy until you've been loved by one of them
Well momma and poppa told me, son you better shout
Woman that you got she is gonna knock you out
Big legged mommas, now, they're back in style again
I mean them big fat cuties, back in style again
You ain't had no real good lovin' till you've been loved by one of them

She gonna rock you, she gonna roll you
She won't try to control you
Talkin' 'bout those big legged mommas, they're back in style again
I mean them thick-thighed heifers, back in style again
You ain't had no juicy lucy till you've been loved by one of them
She's the kind of woman that drinks her coffee in a great big cup
She's the kind of woman that saves her lovin' up
Talkin' 'bout a big legged momma, they're back in style again
I mean them heart shaped booties, back in style again
You ain't had no real good lovin' till you've been loved by one of them
Well, she will not make you shout, she won't make you beg
But she will shake her hooters like a soft boiled egg
Talkin' about those big legged mommas, they're back in style again
I mean them heart shaped booties, back in style again
You ain't had no juicy lucy till you've been loved by one of them

She says, "Honey get me some WD-40 and oil my spring
My back is made of whale bone and I'm gonna make you sing"
Talkin' about those big legged mommas, they're back in style again
Talkin' about those big legged mommas, they're back in style again
You ain't had no juicy lucy till you've been loved by one of them

_________________________

Copyright 1991 by Prankee Music (ASCAP)

Recorded by Taj Mahal on the album "Like Never Before" (1991)

[miss_kitty]

9. speaking of generous gluts, here's spinal tap's anthem to the big backside

Spinal Tap
Big Bottom

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

[guitar man]

10. Keb Mo said it best

"Well you like your cookies and you like your pies, I like big bootys and big fat thighs"

From his song "Gimme What you Got"

[GOPisEvil]

11. Where is Lynne now that you're singing her favorite song?

[kimchi]

12. Indeed, we do.

But you ain't had fun until you've rocked with a left handed leftist fat bottomed girl. Too bad for all of you that I'm married.

[LynneSin]

13. There's always me - I'm single

[DivinBreuvage]

14. Proud to be sportin' a pair of 44s

44 inch hips, that is. And all those guys who think grown women should be built like 14-year-old boys can kiss my lavishly callipygian French derrière.

[scarlet_owl]

15. We sure do!

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. Big time!

[tarkus]

17. That is a very good point, matcom. Cheers to that. NM

[roguevalley]

18. you know, sweeties, if any of this were *really* true, there would be no

anorexia in the world.

[DivinBreuvage]

19. Where've you been? It's been TRUE all through human history

It's only within the past 75 years or so that Western culture has decided that Buchenwald is sexy. Before that, if nature didn't bless you with a big booty you had to buy it: