A teacher was arrested for teaching his students a new theory of evolution:
"Gil Gerad went back in time and ejaculated into a pool of primordial ooze"
and then a few minutes later:
"The power went out in the White House because Pres Bush stuck his finger in a light socket.....because thats where he thought the leprechauns were hiding the pot of gold"
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