I am a future driver, ask me anything

[JohnKleeb]

[Kire]

1. anything?

[JohnKleeb]

2. well technically yeah

[DelawareValleyDem]

3. Do you plan

on running any stop signs and killing people like Bill Janklow and Laura Bush?

[JohnKleeb]

hah well lets just say once I start

I may stop boozing briefly.

[Wickerman]

4. Do you plan to drive in the same manner you post?

That cool, free associative, carefree thing? That would rock.

[JohnKleeb]

7. Heh you mean how I am bipolar

How I can be serious as hell in GD then come here and laugh about breasts here in the lounge, yes I am immature, hey that would be neat, but I dont expect to be a great driver.

[Wickerman]

12. lol!

didn't mean bipolar, but that kinda works!

I'm sure you will put a lot of thought into driving - which is better than a lot of kids (don't eman just 'your' generation - always been so).

What will you be driving?

[JohnKleeb]

18. I dont know what I am gonna be driving yet

I am kinda nervous htough. Nah its ok, my generation is a bit nutty, and I am very nutty.

[MuseRider]

5. OMG

just let me know if you plan on driving through Kansas, K?

[JohnKleeb]

8. hah sure

I was practing road signs on the way home from work with Da, he said I did good.

[Kire]

11. road signs?

what do the different colors of road signs mean?

White, Yellow, Orange, Green, Red, Blue

Hint:

Orange = Construction

[JohnKleeb]

17. make it multiple choice

I am LD For pete sakes :D.

[Kire]

20. ld?

you're going to make me look up two things, now?

what is LD?

[JohnKleeb]

25. learning disabled

[Kire]

22. I don't know the answers

I'll look it up later.

[MuseRider]

14. I remember

sitting where your Dad is, man that is not easy! Of course sitting where you are and having someone nest to you say,"Stop...stop..Stop.STOP!" isn't easy either.

[JohnKleeb]

16. I speak softly heh despite my sometimes obnoxiousness

[MuseRider]

21. You are never

obnoxious. :hug: for JohnKleeb

I'll bet you are a fabulous driver and I bet you stop completely at every stop sign. Damn John, if you do that and actually signal before changing lanes you have 3/4's of all drivers beat.

[amber dog democrat]

6. Would you happen to know if the manual face wire winches for

an older river towboat were angled towards the cable fairleads OR oriented straight
fore and aft? I am thinking angled. Got a model in progress.

[JohnKleeb]

9. huh

I confused.

[amber dog democrat]

10. well, you said anything.

they are kind of like manual barge winches used for towlines on a pushboat.
They served to tighten the facewires that made up to the tow.

its my question dejure.

[Hawkeye-X]

13. Are you planning to drive the sidewalks

or shall I get off?

[JohnKleeb]

15. just dont be on there when I have just waken up

I am so tired in the mornings.

[Beer Snob-50]

19. you are driving down the road

and come across a herd of garden gnomes crossing the road. what do you do?

[chiburb]

23. Q: Do you know the most dangerous time to be on the road?

A: When high school lets out for the day!

[JohnKleeb]

24. yes I know

In fact I may still walk when school gets out.

[Raven]

26. Now John, relax, take a deep breath and

give me the keys! :-)

[JohnKleeb]

27. heh

I prefer walking anyhow but it will be nice to get around on my own.

[DS1]

28. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

31. No Ive never driven before really

I tried once a year ago but I fucked up.

[DS1]

33. That's why you should be asking the questions

[JohnKleeb]

35. I am lazy yeah

[LastKnight]

29. now you will have to stop drinking long enough to take the tests... lol nt

[JohnKleeb]

30. ahhh shut up

I can quit, I am only half German-Irish thank you very much :D.

[Pert_UK]

32. Why do you Americans insist on lame-ass automatic gears?

Eh? EH?!!?!?!?!

Want to learn to drive, learn to drive PROPERLY!!!

:evilgrin:

Just joking mate - it's very good for morale!

P.

[JohnKleeb]

34. because we didnt wanna emulate you tea drinkers

:D