The Amber-Idiot Alert of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"Hey little girl. Know who this is on the bag? I'll give you a hint: . . . it's me . . . the president. . . . now guess what I do, okay?"

[mrboba1]

1. I wonder how my mug shot will look on this bag?

:evilgrin:

[BringEmOn]

2. A shitbag for America

[peekaloo]

3. Now my purse matches my underwear. Huh? It's a douche bag?

[underpants]

4. So apprently he DOES whistle Dixie

:bounce:

[skip fox]

5. "Now I'm going to give this to you so you can save all the

money you can to pay off the deficit. Ain't war great?"

[Richardo]

6. "Yes,sweetheart, the term is 'bag-man'. But you can be my 'bag-princess'."

"Now go knock on the doors of your Mommy and Daddy's friends and don't come back with less than $100,000. Run along now."

[skip fox]

7. "You made this for me? . . . . Wow. . . . Listen, this is

pretty good work . . . You ever wanta work in a sweatshop, you come see me . . . I know these guys in Houston who . . ."

[Vanje]

8. "Now that Mr. Rove has filled it with poo....

"Now that Mr. Rove has filled it with poo, .....(Thats his main job! I call him my poo-flower man! Hehehe! )..... Now that Uncle Karl has filled it, you go light it on fire and put it on Mr Kerry's porch. Then ring the doorbell and run away!"

[skip fox]

9. Girl is saying, "Gee, you look even stupider in person!"

n/t

[Lavender Brown]

10. A surefire way to avoid to being mugged.

Even a criminal wouldn't want that thing.

[Hawkeye-X]

11. Hey look, My own girly bag!

You can't have it! Nahnahnahnahnah....

[skip fox]

12. W. is saying, "Well, . . . I thought you could fill it up with candy and

then give it back to me."

[Bertha Venation]

13. Oh, my god. That poor deluded child.

How sad.

[regularguy]

14. Rove to Pres: "Drop that gaddamn thing right now...

it just screams NPR and recycling and other shit we hate!"

[cosmicdot]

15. Girl: we had to cut costs and use only one handle

W: oh, isn't this cute ... are these 3s or Ms on the border ... it's just what I always wanted ... I'm sure I'll find a 1000 uses for it ... (louder over the way) hey, is that camera and mic still on??!!?? ... (back talking to girl) ... it's so precious ...

[zbdent]

16. Little girl: "Oh, goody, a bag for

my pooper-scooper!"