Top Ten Reasons to vote for President Bush

[baldguy]

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7. What's more important, knowing how to pronounce "nuclear bombs" or knowing who to drop 'em on?

6. He can't be as dumb as everyone says.

5. He's the only candidate who stands for the principles that originally made this country great - like slavery and denying the vote to women.

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[Lefty48197]

1. the tax cuts are just about to start trickling down

prosperity is just around the corner.

[MrScorpio]

2. Because of Bush... We're now feared in the world

and respected by the wing-nut, gun-toting, anti-abortionist knuckle-draggers

[non sociopath skin]

3. He keeps those creepy European pinkoes away ...

.. so that Americans can have Disney World all to themselves.

The Skin

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. You know, #1 looks like a pretty good PLAN OF ACTION!

Convince them they DON'T need to go vote. :evilgrin: