I don't know about you guys, but THIS is who I'm voting for...

[Elidor]

There can be only ONE!
He makes grown men and little girls do bad things! With a wave of his...umm...hands, he can bring entire countries to their knees! All hail the mighty power of the Clenis!

(Man what a lousy photoshop. I must've been drunk when I made this.)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. I'm going to say something right here and now I have never said

either out loud or on the internet:

Clinton's hands are sexy.

There, I said it. The rest of him is just ok, to me. I really never found him particularly attractive. Charismatic, wonderful speaker, great president, yes. But sexy? Eh.

But his HANDS? Mmmmmm, Lord have MERCY when I saw his hands for the first time, I thought, "those are magic hands."

Seriously.

[Elidor]

2. Hmmm...

I should psychoanalyze this...but I dasn't.

So I'll just add a gratuitous image.