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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:47 PM
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Why won't my dog kiss me?
Seriously! Why are some dogs "kissers" and some aren't? I have to BRIBE Hannah Rose to kiss me by offering belly rubs, but first I have to tap my cheek and say "kisses!" and half the time she just licks the air real quick then rolls over to expose her belly.

Other times she just flat out refuses and says "fuck that I'll just drag my own belly on the carpet to get some scratchins."

Well she doesn't SAY that.

We had another dog once, named Mickey. We called him Mickey Lickerson because he'd lick ANYTHING. Your jeans, the back door. Anything. For a long time. Oral fixation dog.

But this one? Nothin doin.

I want doggy kisses!

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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:49 PM
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1. Maybe you don't smell enough like cat poop.
:shrug:
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:54 PM
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5. We have a rule
for the dog in our house: No eating the cat's food either BEFORE or AFTER she's eaten it!!!!!

(She loves the "kitty crunchies," thus we keep the litter box away from her...)
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:54 PM
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6. omg! LMAO...my dog loves to snack in the litter box
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:56 PM
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7. Yep
when you find litter in your dog's beard and she is constantly licking her lips and her breath smells like shit, there's a problem.

Get her out of that cat box, man! I would NOT want kisses from THAT dog!
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:04 PM
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10. me either..we had to build a barricade around it..my dog is a Chihuahua...
Edited on Wed Aug-11-04 11:05 PM by ElsewheresDaughter
so it was not difficult and we feed her greenies( they clean the breathe)
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TaleWgnDg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:50 PM
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2. . . . ROFL . . . n/t
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:51 PM
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3. You know, beastiality is illegal...
except in texas :puke:
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 10:53 PM
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4. Well hell's bells I'm in Texas!
And I hope you were kidding. I am talking about her licking my face, after all! LOL!
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:09 PM
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12. About the laws? no.
About it being beastiality, yes.

State bestiality laws: http://www.totse.com/en/law/justice_for_all/beastlaw.ht...
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:13 PM
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13. You are saying
it's bestiality for your dog to lick your face????

How freaking weird.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:22 PM
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15. try re-reading it...
you said: "And I hope you were kidding." And I responded: "About it being beastiality, yes."
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:39 PM
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16. Sorry
it's late, I need to turn in!
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:03 PM
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8. I've tried getting my dog to give me a kiss too...
but she is too shy. She will give light licks on my hand wanting me to rub her belly.

When she wants my attention she will very lightly touch me with her paw.
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DemWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:03 PM
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9. Kyra won't kiss me either
but she'll lick the top of my head raw if I let her... Dogs, just like people are weird.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:04 PM
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11. The first time I've laughed out loud all day
was when I read that "lick the top fof my head raw..."

Thanks for that. And a great visual too!

Dogs are weird.
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Feanorcurufinwe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:21 PM
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14. One of my dogs kisses me, the other doesn't.
But the one who doesn't... well, let's just say she's got a lot of problems. She was a stray, so I don't know what her early life was like...

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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:39 PM
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17. Hmmm
Hannah Rose was rescued from being a stray, too.....wonder if there's anything to that?
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:55 PM
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18. A face kiss in canine nature causes a reflex to vomit something...
up for pups.

Face kissing is not exactly pure affection in canines.

Anomorphizing brought profits for Disney, and it's fun for people. But it's created alot of confused, neurotic animals.

Don't try to force your pet to lick your face if they are emotionally aged beyond puppy-dum.

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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 11:56 PM
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19. That's interesting.
She is emotionally beyond puppy-dom.

Thanks.
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 12:08 AM
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21. But it doesn't mean she's bonded to you any less.
:)

If you think about it, I'll bet the "non-face licker" picks up on many other non-verbal clues...right?

Possibly also more alert and protective?

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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 12:09 AM
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22. VERY alert and protective!
And very much a belly slut. (Will do anything to get you to scratch her belly!!!)
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 12:23 AM
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24. Rub her belly, but stop trying to make her kiss you.
:)

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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 12:03 AM
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20. Because you keep slipping her the tongue?
:-)
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 12:10 AM
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23. GA-ROSS!
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 01:46 AM
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28. Maybe you're coming on too strong.
That can put them off you know.
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jmags Donating Member (517 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 12:27 AM
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25. My dog's not much of a licker.
But that's just because she's usually preoccupied with humping your leg, or the chair, or the cat, or a stuffed animal, or the neighbor's children. She loves that humpin.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 01:35 AM
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26. My dog will kiss you
He'd lick your skin off if he could :-)
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 01:37 AM
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27. You have to roll in dirty diapers first. Works great for dogs but
Edited on Thu Aug-12-04 01:41 AM by Dover
has been hell on my love life. Apparently male humans aren't descended from the canine family afterall.
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 02:03 AM
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29. She just got done licking herself
She doesn't want you to get a chocolate surprise. :puke:

I'm never kissing a dog again.
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JSJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 05:16 AM
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30. it afraid you might bite him n/t
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Tashi Donating Member (61 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 06:32 AM
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31. Putting the tongue in.
We've had dogs who try to put their tongues in your mouth, I was told it's called exchanging saliva, apparently they do it to dogs in the pack that they are closest to.
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