Caption: Purrrrr....just wait til my teeth grow

[emad]

One of four White Lion cubs born at the Rhino and Lion Park in Muldersdrift in Johannesburg South Africa, is seen on August 11, 2004. The two-week-old cubs will form part of the extensive white lion breeding program under way at the park. REUTERS/Juda Ngwenya

[MissMillie]

1. He's beautiful

I want him.

[DinahMoeHum]

2. "When I grow up, I mean to be. . .

...a Lion, large and fierce to see..."


:evilgrin:

[skip fox]

3. After a "Waffle-Mania" of a breakfast, W. has fallen asleep in the Oval

Office (the quietest room, not counting closets, in the White House), and is dreaming: "Wow. Over there on the table is more blow than I thought existed! Hell, you could ski down it! Gotta get some. I'll just walk over . . . and . . . put down the ol' muzzle . . . and breath deep through both nostrils . . . ug . . . aw . . . .woogg . . . frumkle . . . jeap . . . snarp . . fzzzz . . . WOW!!!!! . . . My whole face is going NUMB and NUMBER!!!! . . . Now I feel it tightening up . . . geez, it's changing shape . . . my lip is getting sucked into my nose . . . and my teeth feel like iron spikes in my mouth . . . and I can feel fur growing all over my face . . . GEEZ! . . . Gotta look in a mirror . . . find the bathroom . . . There it is . . . turn on light . . . stumble to sink . . . open my eyes . . . ANDDDDDD . . . ." (Black out.)