My Fiancé says I have more friends online than in real life. I should:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Poll question: My Fiancé says I have more friends online than in real life. I should:

Poll result (38 votes)
Tell her I don't have any friends on-line either	(1 votes, 3%)	Vote
Administer "five across the eyes" (then prepare to meet my maker)	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Get a life, damnit	(2 votes, 5%)	Vote
Inform her of the vital importance that DU serves (neglect to mention Lounge)	(6 votes, 16%)	Vote
Break up with her	(4 votes, 11%)	Vote
Pay some attention to the woman	(16 votes, 42%)	Vote
We all decided long ago that there is no real future Mrs. CStheT	(3 votes, 8%)	Vote
Marry Hedges (if He'll take me back)	(2 votes, 5%)	Vote
Sepaku	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Other	(4 votes, 11%)	Vote

[eyesroll]

1. Don't most people have more friends online than in real life these days?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. Not her

meh

I'm working on her to jump aboard - she'd love it!

[Maple]

2. Online IS

real life.

It's the same as watching TV, or reading a book, listening to music or talking on the telephone.

All part of real life.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. In order to have a fiancee, you would have to be either lovable or rich.

There is no future Mrs. CStheT.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. I......I..........um.....I......

I have nothing

[Gothic Sponge]

6. Does she know about Al Qaeda?

Sorry!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. She knows about the Munsters

[TroubleMan]

7. You can't cheat on her with women you'll never meet...

nt.

[Nlighten1]

9. Ask her...

What did the five fingers say to the face?


jk of course

[SOteric]

10. Buy her a laptop and introduce her to DU.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Gotta pay attention to her

That's what the whole engagement thing means...

[Bombtrack]

12. is your name in reference to Cesar or Hugo?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. Hugo

but both work

[tigereye]

14. I have real friends, but they are all out of town

or shlepping their kids to different camps than the ones my kid goes to. I think you can still have your "real" life. I think DU enhances my real life. Like me telling my husband about Byron and Al's quickly annulled marriage - or your impending marriage.( Hopefully not to Al.) Maybe you guys need a special night out. My sweetie and I try to have those periodically. C'mon now, go out dancing or to see some of that great jazz she introduced you to.!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. Everything is great between us - she is just wary of "talking" to people

I'll probably never meet. I called her a ludite. She called me a tool. We laughed. I just thught y'all'd appreciate her views

[NewJeffCT]

16. is she coming to O'Rourke's on Saturday?

And, are you?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. Things got all screwed up for his Sat - we have to go to an audition in NY

I am going to PM as many CT people as I can find and set something up for Sept - is that cool with you?

[tigereye]

23. Well I don't know that I will meet any of you nice

rock and roll/ jazz/ progressive folk, although it would be cool if I did, but I still enjoy "talking" to you all about music, etc. and hearing what you have to say. I used to tease my husband all the time about spending so much time on line (plus he's a software guy), and now he teases me about this and says the shoe is on the other foot! And I probably would have been seen as somewhat of a Luddite in the past.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

24. Maybe you can talk to her

[tigereye]

27. well I know I like her taste in jazz!

I talk to people for a living, so I am always interested in talking to new people.... my sister is trying to get me to go to Philly next weekend to see Bernard Allison. (blues guy) Wish I could go to NYC to see some jazz, haven't been there in a long time. We need a Du jazz junket or a DU jazz cruise. ( personally I am not a cruise person, but for good jazz, and good is the operative word here, I would probably make an exception.)

[matcom]

17. NEGLECT to mention the LOUNGE?

what about MatcomNews?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. She gets Matcom news delivered via this delivery boy on a daily base

Rest assured.

If she knew how much time I spend messing with Hedges there'd be drama in the CStheT household

[matcom]

20. so, does she think I'M sexy?

i mean i'm taken but does she swoon with every story?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

21. The naked guy covered in nachos made her giddy

Thanks bro - that's a night I won't soon forget

[matcom]

22. well, Cheese-Whiz IS an accepted form of birth control

[Misunderestimator]

25. Word of advice: Just don't tell her how many people hook up here.

[terrya]

26. Just marry Hedges. Goodness, I can feel the sexual tension out here.